Beren

What is this? You're going to stop Barca scoring any more, somehow. This would probably be my greatest performance. To illustrate how paranoid I am/how shit my luck can be, I've put £1 on Barca not to score again at 10/1 to ensure I get some sort of profit. You're destroying the basic principles of maths next, you say?

You said the same about Drogba 2 seasons ago. He then went on to score 29 PL goals.

Sturridge is really emphasising just how past it Drogba is looking.

Fair enough. Never been to Stamford Bridge so you may very well be right. Know they observe polite pin-drop silence at the Cottage though!

Craven Cottage?

£15 on Real, PSV, Barca -1

Did you lose your bet Jonny?

[Damn you, Sifu. Maybe it was my uncle...]

Ah apologies if it wasn't you. Think we have another poster called Zolton who is a Bolton fan. Or maybe it was my Bolton-supporting uncle. Anyway, Bolton will be fine as expected. Any non top-6 side would have been sitting in the relegation zone with your opening fixtures. Can only get better - great he's got them responding so quickly

QPR are shit. Betting is good. £56 profit so far.

No longer want Coyle sacked?

Sailed straight in from the throw, did it?

Cheers for the update. Pretty wank if your strikers can't get clear cut chances against Blackburn at home.

QPR any closer to scoring?

Johnson is shit hot today.

Yup saving grace, but to lose 8 points for nothing is massive for me. Especially when all my mates are regularly scoring 30 points a week off Rooney/Young etc Edit: not this week obviously

Really good by Milner Fair play, I've given him stick (justifiably IMO!) but he's playing much better this season. Leaving Barry behind!

FFS. So Micah Richards is my captain. He gets injured whilst in a goalscoring position. He goes off the field of play to receive treatment. The 60 minute mark passes. Aston Villa score from the right-back position where he is missing. Then Mancini substitutes him off before he returns to the pitch.

Long time coming bumming for Villa, tbh.

Class composure by Johnson to take that first time. Very technically gifted

All this s***. 2 points of Man U. 7 points ahead of seventh. There's no way this is going to happen. It'd be all too great. Exactly. Can see us losing this. The impact of that diminishes if you say that before every game, Jonny.

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/3/9636-guile.jpg Too defensive, tbh.

Mancini is looking at a banana skin here. Bring on a second striker or someone with some more guile about them.

Yeah noticed that myself. Every single one. Guy is vicious (in a very cowardly way obviously).

Fucking Barry, man.