Beren

THE GREAT SHOLA AMEOBI

FUCKING SHOOOOOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING GUTIERREZ MAN FUCK YOU HATERS

Have they had any other attempts on target apart from the penalty?

Good effort first half. Obertan at times, of course, looking a bit casual and Cabaye doesn't seem like he's got his head screwed on straight. The penalty was the biggest inevitability of the season as far as I'm concerned. It's Steven Taylor all over. He's had a good season, but he's a bull in a china shop. He'll drop clangers like that in non-threatening situations from time to time. Not a great deal of penetration and small niggly things like offside (or fear of offside!) are nullifying us a little bit. Imagine Spurs will offer more of an attacking threat as the game gets stretched. Need to take our chances, and improve our concentration on and off the ball. Ben Arfa on 65, if still 1-0.

Desperate for us to win this. Can't stand how patronising the media have been about us so far!

Really excited!

Fucking ridiculous, isn't it? It's like a meaningless social etiquette - not changing a team until you lose. We could have fucking Xavi and Messi on our bench and Pardew wouldn't put them in. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,72878.msg3274468.html#msg3274468 Not the first or last time Pardew's words don't marry up with actions.

One goal in five Serie A games after 65 minutes. What year is this?

Fucking ridiculous, isn't it? It's like a meaningless social etiquette - not changing a team until you lose. We could have fucking Xavi and Messi on our bench and Pardew wouldn't put them in.

RVP Sign him up Ashley!

MISTAKE.

Very worrying result for Arsenal if they can't beat the mackems at home. Some hangover from the 8-2 thrasing is expected, and even understandable, but this is very, very poor right now.

Walllol

Class freekick.

All day long. Ah wuz theyar wen tha mageferee dinnt giv uz a bakpass

Why are they holding hands? That's some beautiful symmetry right there. Richardson has depth perception problems though.

Suuuuuure.

Sheff Wednesday pull two back quickly.

What a touch. Suggestions that RVP is overrated

Well, it says we're the best on this...

About evens.

4-Folds on: Sheff Utd Arsenal Paris St Germain Sevilla Udinese DNB Newcastle DNB

Came in, too.

Interesting idea - but though many get away from Raylor, he rarely resorts to hauling them down. He often isn't quick enough to foul them (Not to be unnecessarily mean, but it's true).