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Very, very surprised Bennett isn't kicking about at the bottom near Rennie.

This drink piss stuff is so rubbish. No one will actually drink piss. Why don't you just bet money on it and have forfeits people won't welch on!

Considering taking Aguero out for Wor Ameobi.

Made 13 changes so far.

Hope he gets a run in the side/Arsenal play 4-4-2 this season.

Oh, yeah, not the shirt bit - just that he's familiar with Tolkien language.

Changing topic a little, I Wikipedia'd Aguero to find out why he had "Kun Aguero" on the back of his shirt. [Presumably not so defenders could say "that f'kin Aguero tore us a new one today!"] Found this beauty, which I hope is true: If it is, that's brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

Bellamy, Speed, Lolo, Dabizas! Good f***in times.

Googled his name - first video hit "Nikoz Dabizas vs the scummy mackems"

Hope it's just some pleb mackem spouting crap before the derby.

Desperately wanting to come to us. Horrendous. Conflated this with the alleged Maiga transfer story. Eep.

Bit baffling. Not sure I like how the player is acting either. Seems really poor form.

Fair enough - democracy wins. GW1 it is.

Some people couldn't sort their team out on Friday evening and Saturday morning. So their team had injured players etc in them. Or they just hadn't tinkered to a satisfactorily Ranieri-esque degree. Mr Diablo may be joking, but some of my mates want to reset scoring for that reason.

If everyone a majority is happy with that, I'll be happy to reset the scoring. Everyone have their garbled tuppence, and let me know when it's all done

We didn't lack cohesion we lacked Ameobies. Too many Ameobi's was the problem at the weekend What is the collective term for a gathering of Ameobi? A herd, a pride, a pack? A drumble. A deceptively dangerous drumble.

Can't believe I'm sticking up for Ronaldo, but cohesion isn't achieved exclusively through familiarity.

O really? Yup. Nothing spectacular, but solid defensively and showed signs of promise going forward. O really? You got me. Well played, sir.

O really? Yup. Nothing spectacular, but solid defensively and showed signs of promise going forward.

He's not being irrationally negative. Sunderland played fairly well in parts against Sunderland. We still looked like we were having a pre-season hangover throughout the Arsenal game. Sunderland win looks quite likely to me, and I'd like to think of myself as one of the more optimistic posters!

The forgotten men RVP and Torres to tear it up next week then, seeing as everyone has omitted them!

Neil won?!

Not a shabby debut. 2 goals and an assist.

Got rid of old Hairplugs for Aguero Vorm in as back-up too.