Beren

Knew Jonas would be quality off the front.

Jonas has goals coming out of his ass.

Love what you've done with the Shameobi (impostor!) and Sameobi names. :lol:

Smart move benching Luiz, wouldn't want everyone to see him as the poor man's Colo

Good point Well, the first sentence. The second I'm not so sure - doesn't look like Pardew is exactly meritocratic tbh.

OH FUCK RIGHT OFF. 4 fucking players out of position if thats the case. Fucking shit. With Kazenga on the bench too, we still persist with Loven out wide.

Please tell me Sammy made the bench.

Yellow card minimum (if he can run quick enough to get close enough to mistime a tackle that is).

If the travelling fans get to see the two Ameobis, it'll be worth the admission fee/no Tiote IMO. Lucky bastards.

First impression on seeing our starting eleven: Who's on the bench?

"online soup kitchen" What a line.

Would he rather be still playing for us and be one of our most loved players ever or become hated in many peoples eyes and win one medal which, essentially, means nothing as he did nothing to win it? I would hope he'd honestly say the first one but I'd bet on the second. Sure the money would factor in to him opting for the second too tbh.

Non-Premiership referees may not all look favourably upon their physical style - it'll be quite interesting, really

The way Yaya looked at the trophy before hoisting it up and walking off.

Hope SuperMario starts trolling soon. http://ihgritch.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/b200350346.jpg

Lovely scrappy Stoke-esque goal too.

Zoom in on Pulis' hat please.

Yeahhhh boi.

Stoke will hack and niggle at all the City players except Yaya. When he has it, they give him his fucking space.

Fucking Lescott Such a liability. Needs replacing if Man City are serious about a title challenge.

Wanted it on his other foot.

Didn't realise these lot were playing again on Tuesday.

Also those with google Good spot