Beren

Marouane Felinei [/back to work, I go]

Easy one this (IMO), Gameiro.

When are the fixtures released (which we're specifically not allowed to post on here, obviously)?

Swansea in the Premiership. Bloody hell.

I know what you mean, these words could only come from a Geordie mouth: "Moi je coùprend le choix,Newcastle c'est tout simplement l'un des plus beaux stade d'angleterre avec un sacré publique,et beaucoup de moyens"

Still don't really get Twitter - but can someone explain what the point/benefit of setting up a fake Twitter account would be? Troll thrills?

Moronic. Absolutely moronic.

Getting to the point where our prowess is such that we actually not only discover what happens first, but we influence it

Ask him to ask Cabaye if he likes the seal.

Leon Best is PL mediocrity. Edit: Must excuse me, I saw Ronaldo's post above and thought this was the Talking Bollocks thread.

Missed the "for" though.

I hope his "thing" is really bad jokes (like this one). Taxi for Cabaye!

So, I go on to Twitter looking for some hot, juicy, fresh ITK on the Cabaye situation... what do I get? N-O posters Frenching up their names with an extra 'y' at the end. Sewellyy, indeed. Pfft.

Mange tu, mange tu!

Fear not, Shola will take him under his wing.

http://themovielists.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/don-t-you-forget-about-me-the-breakfast-club-276889_565_306.jpg

Take Xavi and Iniesta out, and you have Argentina [Not really, obviously - extra safety wink ]

Nah that's bollocks. Cyclical to get drawn in, been covered earlier in the thread.

Not even the greatest Barca player. Iniesta and Xavi should have their own threads IMO.

N-O will be watching.

They've got a lot of bodies to bring in tbf. Bargain basement shopping isn't a bad option for them.

The ever reliable Wiki says his name is [Ricky] Gervais Yao Kouassi. Also:

Don't think it's possible to discern which league is stronger just from going from the top sides. Arguing around that seems a little futile IMO. As ever, I think we should scrap the Euros for a Prem-La Liga battle.

Thought Nani did really well, actually - after he contributed to Barca's third.