Beren

Everton have been decimated by injuries - check out their bench. Wouldn't rule Wolves out.

Blackburn-Brum & Sunderland-WBA both to draw. Chelsea win. West Ham win. Man United win. Spurs win. Wolves win. (ie. looking up, not down)

He'll be banging on the door any day now.

Jill, forgive my poor memory, but you are the one that won last year after a tip from an aunt/mother who is almost always right, yes?

Know some people don't like it (and that's being kind), but I love Special 1 TV. http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/special1/2011/04/special_1_tv.html Brilliant

I like that they had no qualms writing "pussy" but made shit into "s**t". Re: Barton article

What, ever? Not sure I agree entirely with the molly-cuddling of HBA. If he is genuinely fit, let him play. Obviously, if he isn't that's another question but if you start pulling him from games where the opposition are a bit rough you're going to end up pulling him from a lot of games.

Such a penalty

Iniesta already picked up a yellow card to get his ban out the way. Didn't look tactical, mind you.

5-1

SD hit the post and it bounces past the other post into the keeper's arms.

4-1

3-1

Yellow card for Rooney (using RVP precedent )

Another gilt-edged chance fluffed from SD!! Infuriating.

It isn't a 2-0 at half-time game this, but SD are really not making the most of their chances and they'll be punished heavily if they don't take one of them soon!

Alves 2-0. What a goal.

SD threatening again. Barca bossing possession as you'd expect, but in terms of wasting goal scoring opportunities, SD are better.

I was hoping he'd swear at the FA. They have no dominion in the CL! Barca back to spurning chances. SD look quiet once more.

And an open goal chance from afar from Shakhtar, put wide!

And another, more defenders around him, but only the keeper to beat - puts it wide.

Chance for Shakhtar - only the keeper to beat, got it trapped under his feet.

Shakhtar have equalled Arsenal - they had a shot.

Hope Ranger gets a prem goal soon before it becomes too much of "a thing".