chicago_shearer

If I was the manager, I would have an agent at the Hull game on his mobile phone and I would make absolutely damn sure that not one Newcastle player leaves the dressing room at Villa Park until that cunt Phil Brown has led his players out of the dressing room.

I f***ing love Portsmouth. Ships, water, birthplace of Charles Dickens, that guy with the cow bell.

I believe that if Keegan had grown a pair and stayed anyway, we wouldn't be getting relegated either. Quit on principle, and has been proven right. Must be nice for him.

I believe that if Keegan had grown a pair and stayed anyway, we wouldn't be getting relegated either.

I think it could hurt more.

I still quite like Beye and Guthrie, but I honestly don't care. Not attached to any of them.

Regardless of whether it is possible or not, how shit are the next 8 days going to be? I almost pity the people I work with. Things aren't going to be pleasant.

Bang on I don't understand this thinking. Why would they give a s*** about sending Newcastle down? Their c*** fans might hate us but there's absolutely no reason whatsoever why Fergie or ManU's players should be bothered about which insignificant s*** club they're getting three points from next season. If anything, Ferguson supposedly has always had a "soft spot" for us. What ManU's second string players WILL care about is impressing Ferguson and getting an inroad into the first team against a side which they feel they can beat. They'll try hard and probably dismantle a very poor Hull side. We'll see. I'm just absolutely certain that Hull will get something next weekend.

Forget Hull. They are safe. We need the mackems to lose twice now.

We don't need fuck all, because Man Utd will send us down.

It's over. We'll win, and Man Utd will lose. I absolutely guarantee it. They will not pass up the opportunity to send Newcastle and Shearer down.

Of course we're shit, but we can't be expected to score 2 for every 1 that the referee decided to arbitrarily disallow. No team can keep up with that.

It's just a game, it isn't life or death, but for the next few hours at the very least I hope he suffers a major car accident.

Yep. Was just thinking the same thing. I was ready for it, and they gave me a tiny glimmer of hope.

Oh nothing, apart from the disallowed goal which has relegated us.

I'll up my offer. If Bolton win, I'll buy that crap new shirt and put a name on the back of the goal scorer.

Please please please. Someone. FFS.

That's two then? Add to one shot we have cleared off the line, Martins hitting the post, and a goal ruled out for nothing at all. If this were fiction it would be unrealistic.

Please Bolton, please. Do me one fucking favour.

I'll buy that new Bolton shirt if they win. I promise.

I want to fucking kill something.

Fuck off referee you cunt

Who is doing the commentary for Setanta btw? Absolutely fucking useless.

They need to wake up. They are playing like we are safe.

This commentator has just been willing that goal. Loved it the fucking cunt.