Slim

Evens out over course of a season anyway

Been same for about 2 years. Why is anyone surprised? Just go buy your ticket next week and maybe it might be different next week eh

Need get behind the lads more

Twitter is a proper roar, grown men tweeting players like: Howay Moussa, today is the day that heroes are made and all that man ‪#‎nufc‬ Here man, the daft cunt wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, he couldn't give a monkeys, why not think of that as you're sliding your knock off Stone Island jacket on which you think you look a proper Robert Dazzler in (you don't) with a view to punching someone just like you who through an accident of birth supports a team that has a stripe on its top one colour different. Get a grip of your napper and while you're at it stop sharing 'does my poppy offend you' bullshit on social media, wobble your heed and grow up you absolutely massive daft cunt. 'Howay man Moussa', you realise he's Muslim don't you? The person you claim to hate 365 days a year because rat bastards spread propaganda and tell you to, 'Howay man Moussa' score a goal, i'll even pray to Mecca on a giant flaming rotating poppy, on the sly, when my mates aren't watching if you do, 'Howay man Moussa' without mortgaging out my happiness to a total stranger who doesn't care whether I live or die then I have nothing to take the edge off this shitty existence I'm stuck in, never to escape, never to realise that hating Muslims one week and then lionising them the next because they've put a sphere through a rectangle is absolutely and utterly off its very lips. Howay man Moussa, favourite my tweet, notice me, do you like my coat? Fuck. Off.

Put him in any team that lets him play football and he will be amazing

Save you time for next weeks image

Did anybody kick you in the recent footy match Slim? Unfortunately not...not even a toe up the hole People eh! Not playing along with your masochism. Pah! Well, can't win them all, but at least we all help you out by being targets for your sadism. At the #endoftheday its just #banter.

Did anybody kick you in the recent footy match Slim? Unfortunately not...not even a toe up the hole

Getting behind a manager after a difficult start should be commended. We're not f***ing Chelsea fans. So why not get behind him for the last 8 games?

Can't wait to see how much profit we make off him!

I heard Steve McClaren'S black and white army today. I give up on our fans ffs

Stick £50 for us to lose next week after this

“It’s the kind of event you would expect to be happening in London, but we’re bringing the glitz and glamour to Newcastle.”’ Steven Taylor Newcastle United Player, Newcastle United FC

Whats this shit from fat Sam that if your in the air a tiny push makes you unable to catch a ball when your 6 foot odd!

Seems they can give it but not take it

Tino just popped up. Him partying was with Escobar man!

Anyone seen The Two Escobars? just watching now and its unreal.

Called it though

Any excuse From Wiki After the film's events Main article: Mike Bassett: Manager In the follow up TV series, Mike Bassett: Manager, it is revealed that Bassett was sacked by England after failing to qualify for the 2004 European Championships, including a defeat to Liechtenstein. Bassett subsequently guided Newcastle United to two consecutive relegations, before unsuccessful returns to Norwich and Colchester lead to him taking over at his father's former club, Wirral County. THE fuck is this!

People still watch England?

Bed bed 4am good prep

Dont worry about it. Basically best thing that could ever happen to you

I am, the teams were posted a few pages back. http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/cdya.gif

Time is KO