Karjala

Understandably shite crowd at Villa Park

Hopefully he takes them down

Quality signing as if we didn't learn from signing his brother

2-0 to Palace

Perfect man for the job, especially given the shite he spouts post-match.

Still don't get how a Geordie, Newcastle fan as a kid etc can make Sssssh motions after scoring against us, and then go out on social media taking the piss with 3-0 hand signals, never mind the fact it was basically common knowledge he was signing for us in the summer. Wanker.

Manure get back on the trophy trail vs Stevie G's farewell, can't see anything but that. Still, mackems might get another trip to wembo.

Not surprised by this at all. The win at Hull means we are as good as safe, Santon's contract doesn't have long left so Mike once again sees the £££ signs and gets rid. Expect some 18yr old/free transfer to come in in the summer. Not that disappointed Santon's gone tbh, think he was shite in a lot of games, and only played about 50% of our matches since he arrived. Still think we should have replaced him first mind you.

Cracks papered over for another season.

Well said.

I think we will give Hull a much needed victory this weekend, and we will be firmly in the shit.

I was there on Saturday and Rodwell was appalling. His only meaningful contribution was being sent off, which actually resulted in us playing better football. If we don't beat Burnley on Saturday we are seriously in the shite. Defoe must be wondering what the fuck he has let himself in for. I reckon Defoe wont give a flying fuck as long as he gets paid each month. Reminds me of our relegation season.

Lucky if we win 2 more games, and the board won't give a fuck. Time for the fans to stop going and cause a change. No surprise in this appointment.

Fa Cup is either gonna be manure getting back on the trophy trail, or more likely the Stevie G story

Hopefully we get Garde and achieve a top-10 finish next season.

Exactly this. As long as 50k buy season tickets based on Ashley not wanting to qualify for Europe or win a cup, then it will continue.

Mackems remaining home games are nearly all ones you wouldn't normally expect them to win, but if they cant score then they are going to drop a lot of points to relegation rivals. Interesting that MOTD pointed out they have won 1 of their last 12, guess who that was against. Can see them winning enough to finish above us to be honest.

Wouldn't surprise me if Dozy gets something similar. Bradley Wright-Phillips has 27 in 32, and Robbie Keane 19 in 29. Shite league, and has to be hard to get back up to PL level. He will score maybes 4 goals the rest of the season, keep them up then be shite next year.

Since the start of the 2010-11 season he has scored 27 PL goals in 95 appearances.

I wonder what lovely part of scumderland he buys a house in....

As already mentioned, Defoe was regularly rumoured with moves to other clubs but wouldn't leave London, then Toronto came up on good bucks and he was off. Now he finally wants to move North, conveniently on £80k a week for 3yrs. And he is 32. He might keep them up this year, but that's about it... Nufc have made some ridiculous big-money moves in the past, but not this ridiculous.

Fuck that's a lot, but I would say it guarantees them Prem football for next season. Not sure about beyond that like. Fuck, £14m!

Steve Howey, what a mackem cunt. That call is exactly why I cant listen to the bullshit show. Great points LFEE.

But only the Boro fans don't bother turning up! As long as NUFC and Scumderland keeping getting good attendances, nothing will change.

Aye, it's f**king bleak. Only our annual highlighting of Pardew's inept tactical nous has kept us going. We don't even have that now :'( Yep, and without his inept tactical nous you would have been relegated.