Karjala

If he resigns, he wont get a pay out, so he wont resign.

Especially if we finally beat the cunts, with a score of 6-0 at SJP.

Allardyce will pack the defence looking for the draw and maybes sneak a winner in all of the next 26 games.

a 1/3rd of the season gone and the bottom 3 have 8, 6 and 4 points. Best league in the world.

Gomes

Looks like the new manager effect isn't working this time, they could well be fucked by new year.

Nor 1-0

get in

We are gonna get pumped a few more times away from home this season I fear.

Lots of grey seats at SJP these days too to be fair, can't blame fans from either side for not wanting to (pay to) watch that shite.

Awful, awful performance. All shite.

Haha Anita, fuck me, useless.

Get Ben Arfa and Xisco back and we'd probably win the league.

Loss 2-0

We have each won 1 out of 11 Premiership games, we are both absolute horseshit and both deserve to finally go down. The problem is the mackems have a way of worming their way out of it.

Massive game between us and Bournemouth next week. We usually lose this sort of fixture...

Embarrassing we lost once again against this lot. IF we manage to even pull ourselves out of it, we'll for the fourth season in a row have the chance to hammer a big nail in their coffin at SJP.

Still amazing we get 47,000 people paying to watch us after all that's gone on in the last 6 years, and the dross of the last 3.

If you can't score, you are most likely going down.

He was the year we got relegated, how on earth he still gets a game is Titus Bramblesque.

I couldn't be arsed going and paying to watch that shite, and I live in Durham. Fuck knows what people are thinking driving for hours on end to watch a shite match, us produce fuck all and come out at 5pm without a smile before driving for hours back home.

Coutinho - a good Ben Arfa

We'll lose tomorrow, draw at best. Bournemouth away is a certain defeat and we'll be looking fucked again. Battle between us, Villa, mackems, Bournemouth and Norwich.

Think we'll have to score 3 to win. Can see us losing 2-1 and once again handing them a Prem life line, even this early into the season. IF the mackems lose, they will be looking absolutely fucked, especially as the 'new manager' effect wont be working either. Exactly why we'll lose.

Couldn't really expect a better team than that, again no excuses if that 11 lose to Sheff Wed. Really got to wonder what Aarons gets up to, looked great at the beginning of last season and not seen since...