Disco

Leicester L-L Brentford Everton 1-1 Man United Arsenal 2-0 West Ham Bournemouth 3-1 Wolves Fulham 2-1 Palace Ipswich 1-1 Spurs Southampton 1-2 Brighton Villa 2-1 Chelsea Newcastle 2-1 Forest Man City 1-2 Liverpool

Dan Levy has requested Spurs never be referred to as Tottenham as the local area makes him wince, feel physically ill, and is harming profit for shareholders.

Should be 4, what a chance

Gol PSV, carnage. Flamingo flying in with the finish.

Motta looks a bit like an urban dwelling and styled Niall Quinn

PSV gol

Real through then

Ruben Trippier absolutely honking

City learning from us at the weekend there

Big sexy pirate, 1-1.

Good goal tbf

She’s had a hard days night to be fair to her. She’s been working like a dog.

Love the idea of census loving mackems going round the workplaces and towns of South Tyneside and Co. Durham collecting their “Are ye a mag or a massive lads fan?” data.

The Portuguese Dean Gaffney really stinking the place up.

Absolutely all over the place every time here. Horrific stuff.