Disco

Astana keeper wearing a woolly hat ffs.

Arsenal 2-0 Everton Liverpool 3-1 Fulham Newcastle 2-0 Leicester Wolves 1-1 Ipswich Forest 1-1 Villa Brighton 2-1 Palace Man City 2-1 Man Utd Chelsea 3-1 Brentford Southampton 0-2 Spurs Bournemouth 2-1 West Ham

Late night shopping at Jackie Whites market on a Wensduh marra

Some pen

Gateshead game called off after a horror injury to one of the oppo players.

No need!

Sir Jim cancelled their staff Christmas party. He allegedly said "wasting money on overpaid and lazy club staff is a no brainer."

Spurs making our second half performance look professional and diligent here.

Reminder that “Sonny” is a horrible cheating snide cunt

Lou Carpenter really doesn’t bother with defensive coaching does he?

Flies in from off screen

Cole Palmerion

Gerrin. Some goal from Jadon Shitshow

Alan Postecogdew rushing unfit players back when his job is under pressure is it?

Sideshow Nonce having a stinker

Sharteta fluffing a golden opportunity when under mild pressure. Not what you’d expect.

Canny comebacks from Lesta and Bournemouth

Wheeeeey! Paedonelli miles off.

Brighton lead at Lesta

He must’ve made an absolute mint for doing pretty much fuck all these last few years.

No

Leny Yoro playing like he’s got pudding in his eyes.