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Dirk Murphy

Pretty well known he didn’t start playing LB until fairly recently in footballing terms and that he’s getting better at it each game is huge credit to himself and the coaching staff. He’s way better in all aspects of it but still retains his calmness on the ball under pressure and able to jink/swerve past someone is really complimentary to it. Been our best player IMO this season and he’s only going to keep getting better. Would imagine playing and performing well for England has been a huge confidence boost to him too. Long may it continue.

Needs to die his hair black so I don’t think it’s Gordon running in slow mo when I think we’re on for a chance.

I’d be absolutely fizzing if that first goal had gone against us like. Not going to lie. However did we not have a similar one with it hitting Gordon on the hand earlier in the season? Might have made that up but it’s not a unique decision at all. Nothing else was contentious IMO if you look at the game as a whole.

Apologies Fak as I’ve typed out the same but you’d think they’d have battered us and we genuinely robbed them given the way he’s whinging on. They had, at best, a couple of half chances second half and a bit of territory. We had Isak missing a sitter, Gordon missing a 6/10 chance and a couple of others. I get he’s deflecting like fuck to keep the morons in the stands on board but howay man. If it wasn’t the other semi final I’d love to see them get properly turned over. See the fat cunt crying into his sandpaper on the touch line style stuff.

When he wears his ill fitting white polo he absolutely screams under pressure and slightly flailing Spanish restaurant manager in a busy holiday resort.

Took most of the crowd opposite the camera about 5 mins to bother coming out for the second half too.

Old dear in the home end loving it.

First on MOTD.

Please stop missing sitters before scoring. Ta.

Such a shame VAR is back for this one. What I’d give for Big Joe to punch one in after punching that spiv Rice off the ball beforehand.

Would love to see some hard lads given him a proper kicking after what he’s done. Absolutely unforgivable.

Surprisingly quick for a catastrophic slow cunt.

You fear for the Citizens Advice Bureau with them this angry.

Spurs fans will properly turn if they get battered again by them in the League Cup

Paelladyce will be buzzing with that bore draw. Played for and got.

Southampton should resign their place in their league after that.

Looked rusty as fuck, understandably, but got better as the game went on. Hopefully no negative affects from playing and he’ll slowly work his back fully.

Didn’t play particularly well, didn’t need too. Get the fuck in.

State of the Spurs fans and tourists man. Pitiful.

You beauuuuuty