Disco

FCB : Valdes, Alves, Pique, Abidal, Maxwell, Busquets, Xavi, Keita, Messi, Bojan, Pedro, Niel Worlds most impish forward line. Cheers, Mark. Cheers. I assumed you'd be playing in midfield mate.

FCB : Valdes, Alves, Pique, Abidal, Maxwell, Busquets, Xavi, Keita, Messi, Bojan, Pedro, Niel Worlds most impish forward line.

Chris Kirkland is fucking terrible.

Good old Sunderlol

Hoffenheim 4 - 1 Werder

I like Merson, thick as mince but good value in my eyes.

I recall him in one match versus us he conceded 12 fouls, he only got booked, surely this was persistant fouling. He's not dirty particularly just loves fouling.

Aye.

I've never heard of him so immediately i don't trust him.

All depends on your parameters of what being a cunt consists of. Agree that we too have our fair share.

senseless sentence

Is it his shift key issue?

racist.

Which one of our squad do you also consider a 'cunt'? I'd be amazed if Aaron Lennon wasn't a prize bellend like. Saying that the list of footballers that aren't is probably a lot shorter than the list of those that are.

Franco Di Santo. He was on loan from Chelsea, scored 1 goal in like 20 games or something and is now back at Chelsea. His career is probably ruined now because of moving to Chelsea and just stagnating completely. I looked on their site and couldn't find him. http://www.chelseafc.com/page/PlayerProfileDetail/0,,10268~43902,00.html

Will help him on his concentration though.

I just don't see how that's possible. Where will the goals come from? Carroll should be a good targetman and will cause problems, but if he hits double figures in the PL I'll be surprised. Lovenkrands has never been a great goalscorer. Shola might get a few but he's far too erratic to rely on for anything. Xisco won't feature, Best is shite, Ranger is a tit. In midfield, Routledge has scored 8 goals since leaving Crystal Palace 5 years ago. Jonas will be lucky to get a shot off at somepoint this year. Guthrie will probably score a goal or two from long range but he's not much of a threat to get beyond the frontmen. Barton looked like a guy with goals in him at City but since he's moved to Newcastle he's been poor in this regard. Smith is a disgrace. The only one is Nolan, but he offers nothing else to the team whatsoever and thus makes it less likely for the other players on the pitch to score while he's around. We need players, ideally a midfielder/winger type with a bit of flair and a strike partner for Carroll. The current squad would be lucky to score 30 Premiership goals this season, very hard to stay up doing that. At least our defence is water tight though...oh wait...

Bayern Munchen v VFL Wolfsburg tonight. Probably going to be worth a warch.

FYP

Sahin still weak as piss?

Aye. Can't wait until 1 day we're back in the Waffa.

Sorry oh great one

Hmmmm........ Skjelbred: Position: AM Favoured club: Newcastle Fee: £5m Ben Arfa: Position: AM Favoured Club: Currently Newcastle Fee: £5m-ish Who to pick?, who to pick? Kevin Nolan: Position: Being a fat cunt contributing nowt Favoured Club: Bolton Fee: 100x Greggs Steak Bakes + 50 Custard Donuts

Out of interest, do you still think our squad can cope in the Premiership, or do you now not? And why? I hope they can and if i'm honest I think they probably will cope ok, but all the games will be a struggle even against the other teams at the bottom. I'm more concerned that we will get a couple of good old tankings from the mackems this season. That will be unbearable! I think that's a cert, we do however have to learn to stop making stupid mistakes like we did against Manure because in this league you get punished. I do lookforward to seeing the introduction of youngsters like Harris Vuckic and co. What makes you think Vuckic will be introduced this season? Our squad is so thin when we get a few injuries he'll have to play as we won't have others.