Disco

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/world_cup_2010/8740518.stm

Eugh. Really don't know whether to swap Messi for Kaka in the captain stakes.

Someone playing one properly with a tune and everything on newsnight just there, still sounded fairly horrific.

As my link didn't work earlier. The best national anthem belted out by my avatar and his mates.

I think the keeper was just shit there, rather than it having anything to do with the flight of the ball. aye, just shit keeping that.

Barely a cheer when it goes in like. Poor craic.

France IMO

Be a good game I reckon. Kiwis are shit & Slovaks need to win, even more so if this stays as is. This patronising shit does my box in. They're getting paid to go on hols and footy ffs

Piss poor ain't it. They haven't even played well. I'd be really be behind Paraguay but their mackem players & kit put me right off.

Is Miccoli a short arse?

conceded less than a goal a game in quals. Finished 2nd. They're not spectacular just very hard to beat.

Iaquinta doing an Ameobi on the left wing there. Shit to start off with and 100 times worse playing out there.

Paraguay are a good team like. Solid at the back, dangerous going forward. Could easy reach the QFs. Thick BBC just expect Italy to win because they're Italy.

Chile have the best national anthem like. Closely ran by Italy though. http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=GB#/watch?client=mv-google&v=hzMKeN6y-1M

I've played with the ball and it's not that bad. It plays like normal. I mean, due to the rules there is only a 2oz window for ball weight anyway. It must be the altitude then, because the amount of overhit crosses and passes is just obscene. I'm sounding like a broken record here but it's genuinely annoying me. Possibly, you can kick the ball further at altitude. Tis why the goalkicker for the Springboks is so deadly in SA.

Might have some Udon noodles in tribute to Japan for me tea.

nearly from the joker. Just can't trust an African keeper who wears trousers.

I'd be suprised unless we've been taken over or he is happy to at least half his wages.

Maradona doing ok so far.

Can see why they don't want Etoo through the middle with these class acts they have instead.

Howay Gezza.

Been very impressed with Honda like. Definitely a cut above the rest of the Japs.

Unlike a French manager at this World Cup to be stubborn to the point of making his team notably shiter with his formation/system.

Need to get Mandela and Emana on.

M'Bia having a stinker. Thought he was a DM not a RB like.