DJ_NUFC

Agreed, him and Ben Arfa were garbage and should have went off sooner, at least we would have then had a chance. A chance with the cloggers left on the pitch? And De Jong, whose gentle passes to the opposition keeper don't even threaten insects and bacteria on the fucking turf? MYM isn't a right back and sure he should've been "hauled off," but HBA could have been placed anywhere else on the pitch and simply been told to change his role. You realize we conceded 3 more after right? Anyways, I'm drunk so this might just have been a whoosh.

So he says we lacked "fret" and takes off HBA at half time? And sets the team up like how he did in the first half? Eat my ass, man.

Unreal. HBA off. Why am I still watching this. Fuck this man, you clueless scaly skin wankers.

Unbelievable

Agree in some ways with you. However. Just finishing up my morning dump, so will be back later.

are you simply choosing not to see any wrong being done here by Pardew? So there is nothing in his track record that suggests he has an issue with flair players?

The issue is about managing flair players like Tevez and HBA, who people like SBR and Keegan would have loved and nurtured much like they did with other "self self self" players such as Robert, Bellamy, Ginola, etc. I'm not defending Tevez here, but highlighting an issue that seems to have been repeated at our club.

Ronaldo, would you say Tevez is similarly an assist and goal machine that Pardew would never fuck around with? For your pleasure: CARLOS TEVEZ stuck the knife into sacked former West Ham boss Alan Pardew. Breaking his silence for the first time, the Argentinian midfielder insisted: He was STUNNED Pardew was not sacked earlier; His own talents were WASTED by being played out of position; Pardew STRUGGLED to manage big-name foreign stars; Pardew was WRONG to ignore the talents of fellow Argentine Javier Mascherano. Tevez, who could start today in his preferred role as a central striker, said: "I was surprised to see how long Pardew held on to the job in the end. "In Argentina or Brazil he would have been out long ago. It was clear the team did not react as he wanted — it wasn't going right. "I was never given the chances I thought I would be given and I was told to play out of position against my will. "I had to sacrifice myself for the team which I don't think helped. I was playing in ways I did not understand well and I lost a lot from my own game. "It didn't fit where he put me, but I wanted to help." Angry The stress was too much for Tevez when he was substituted in the 1-0 win over Sheffield United and he stormed out of the ground and was later forced to apologise. He said: "I was a bit angry because I was playing as the second striker and I normally play as a No8. "I am here to help but playing outside of my role puts me under pressure. I didn't think Teddy Sheringham would replace me but he did, but I know now that was wrong." Tevez, who scored 25 goals in 38 games for Brazilian side Corinthians, has yet to score in 13 appearances for West Ham, the worst spell of his career. That has contributed to the Hammers' dismal run of 11 defeats in 17 League games, a sickening cup defeat to minnows Chesterfield and a potentially disastrous relegation fight. It led to Pardew's dismissal on Monday and Curbishley's immediate appointment. Tevez, 22, insisted he and Mascherano got on well with Pardew. He said: "Pardew was always asking how we were and if we needed anything and for that I am grateful. But when the match came round, he would be more distant. "I don't think he had a clear idea about my game or what to do. He was good football man but more suited to coaching English teams without foreign players with big reputations. "I think that was a bit of a problem for him." Tevez was mystified why Mascherano — linked with a move to Juventus — was not given a chance by Pardew. He said: "It was strange not to have Javier playing. Especially as the team were struggling and losing. He is a very good player, doing well in training and he just wanted to play."

Robert guaranteed goals and assists. Pardew would have to start him. HBA doesn't? You realise all those games in which he was thrown on last minute to "gizzabitomagic" he hit the post and set up chances for our goalshy forwards aplenty, right? Yet he was not started again.

So those four losses in a row after Cabs' departure, there should be a Loser Of The Month award given to managers to go with the Manager of the Month. That looks bloody shocking. *Shudder* How he's still in a job, I'll never know. Ashley needs to be hounded out of our club.

I kept confusing both these lads, tbh, as they're just a chimera.

Tevez and Masch saved West Ham from relegation once they were finally played after Pardew was booted out. The grafters were sinking the fucking ship like a stone.

Played the full 90 And has never had shit spoken about him in the press, or been dropped for woeful performances and clearly exhaustion / fitness issues. Wullie might be onto something in regards to the snakey one's ego. This whole HBA thing has become personal for him, much like the Tevez, Masch situation. Amazing how he has repeated the same mistake at a different club. What a fucking piece of shit.

I'd laugh it wasn't so fucking sad

His reputation is off-side half the fucking time, unfortunately. He's got the Pippo Inzaghi shadow that always falls in front of him.

Hello, Alan.

That 8 year contract, man. Motherfuck.

That last one wasn't offside, actually.

It hurts Everton were pretty much not even trying and scored 3 goals on us.

We can't be expected to compete with the likes of Southampton.

Of course, what else? Just like the last time he blamed HBA when we lost at home.

Each attack they've scored. Each attack.