DJ_NUFC

I often fight the urge to come in every day just to leave some such message and leave. It feels good to get it out, and just to let the world know that you think he's still a cunt.

Brett is like the punching bag around these parts, with people appropriating all of their insecurities and fears and outlandish scenarios (winning a trophy under Pards, lol) to him. I love it, though. Fuck it, Brett probably did say it.

Santon

What a slimeball. And cry me a fucking river, Derek.

Not true. Mort was part of this toxic regime and even he came across with some genuine character. These twats are just mouthpieces, they might as well have recordings playing off a fucking tape player.

Mark Jankowski (MJ): "There appeared to be a lack of strategy in respect of replacing him. Fans can understand not spending unnecessarily, but what about loan deals?" The board suggested that if it was to be self-critical, it should have had a young player who could naturally step into the squad as it aims to in all positions. In respect of the transfer, the board explained that the Club did not want to sell the player. However, the player was adamant he wanted to leave. The Club made a substantial bid for a replacement but an agreement could not be reached with the prospective selling club. The Club also pursued other options but particular clubs were unwilling to sell. The board explained that the January window is disruptive for clubs and that there are far more options available to it in the summer window. ---- Okay, haha, wow. So straight up, baldfaced lies, again. Fuck off, you fucking cunts.

VV commented that supporters are "desperate to see success", while SH added that the Club "carries the huge weight of dreams that fans have." The board underlined that everyone in the Club aspires to do the best they possibly can to help it flourish. --- The sound like trying to placate the whimsical wishes of a child. Fucking patronizing in both tone and content.

VV: "This club is a bit special and if we won something, the impact would be very positive." VV also felt that winning a trophy could drive the Club's commerciality which has been clarified as an important growth area. CF: "A lot of fans come here looking for a cup run. There is a regular discussion amongst fans at the moment - 'would you prefer to win a cup and be relegated'?" The Club highlighted that the strength of the team selected by the manager to play Cardiff City in the FA Cup was capable of winning that game. However, as in any match, results are also influenced by performances of players on the day. The Club also referenced the result after extra-time against Manchester City in the League Cup and the chances to score which were unfortunately not taken on the night.

Marks. Exclamation marks.

I think it would be hilarious if Man Utd won the CL and Liverpool finished 4th and had to go into the Europa. You'd be able to cut through the thick of irony with a knife on Merseyside if that happened.

What the fuck just happened. Broke the internet.

What he said about Eto'o was hilarious though You lot heard of Joseph Minala from Lazio? http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/meet-joseph-minala---17-year-old-3140299 17-year old youth team player

You forget all those times he hit the post. If any one of them had gone in, Pardew would've somehow been happy. Amazing that HBA has to score to get into the team, while he keeps playing strikers who go without scoring for years

Mercenary cunt can piss off. <eases the pain of the inevitable />

"When you're in injury time, at 0-0, and the team haven't scored in four games, you need a special player." - Pardew on Loic after the winner on Sunday. You HAVE another special player you OWN, you fuckwit, but you leave him on the fucking bench and have pretty much ruined his fucking career and confidence. Ben Arfa is that special, and more. How many fucking points has he got you in the past? Fucking fuckwit.

"Every window with this club you run the risk of losing your top players..."

Hull City Tigers.

Pardewed out.

So today Cisse, gouff and Sissoko were all ahead of him? And what's with the thread title? Has he actually fucked off?

Smashed to bits after 45 mins of first televised games as we're down 2-0 at home

So oblivious. PS: Yohan's not coming back Al. Someone please slap him.