DJ_NUFC

Lukaku is raping our defence.

I'm not even sure why I'm watching. Sigh.

Game is dead.

ZIZOU!

HBA on at 0-2 down at home

Sissoko's actually played some decent balls and driven well into their third. De Jong has looked completely useless. Gui'varche was the correct assessment.

Clear pen, that.

So, HBA isn't fit, but Gouffran is? Man can barely walk.

WAS THAT A FUCKING JOKE? YOU'RE A FRENCH INTERNATIONAL, CONTROL THE FUCKING BALL.

WOW. WTF. Good forced chance from Anita, there.

Cryptic? no just applying Pardew logic Hmmm. Doesn't he normally come on when we are already 0-2 down? only to make up for those two goals he was responsible for from the bench. Jesus wept. Give it up man, its f**ing bordering on obsessive. Our manager's the one obsessed with alienating our best player, maybe you should focus your attention on him instead of the fans who have to constantly watch garbage?

Sack this fuck. Please.

You should head on over to the HBA thread where people were casually implying Messi wouldn't be starting for Newcastle as we wouldn't have the likes of Xavi, Iniesta, etc., cleaning up after him. Or some such bullshit. Oh the lowered expectations, you feel happier, I suppose.

An illustration of why it'd be good to have a player in the team who can run at teams. Good thing we have ours seated on the bench.

Motherfuck.

I suppose Coleman IS faster.

Who fell asleep at the wheel?

Who the hell is Ando?

We need the team to win back our trust.

At this moment it looks like he's off, going by the lack of any conviction about keeping him from Pardew and Fat Boy. They're not even coming out with strong words to the effect of signing him by hook or crook. It's the usual dilly-dallying. Maybe they're just being realistic, and if a club like Arsenal comes along, he's off.

Nice to see the bench celebrating without it being ruined by Pardew's face Trampstampppppppppp...

THERE YOU GO, SLIMY SCALY FUCKER. AN ASSIST. START HIM EVERY GAME NOW.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!