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This is absolutely mindblowing. I couldn't have made this up myself even in my most 'hate Pardew' modes. A new low.

Unlike the incident in question though, I suspect there will be a plethora of second shooters, all from N-O.

You sound like you'd be waving back from a grassy knoll.

But he'd have met his objectives for the season, even if we were to lose every game from here on. We'd be safe and in the Premier League. Sure, not the dizzying heights of 8th, but I'm sure a few scrappy wins here and there should prop us up mid-table.

Youth is wasted on Pards.

No way man, you're not locking this. It brings a smile each morning it gets bumped. Although I do want to forget any of this ever happened, Men In Black style.

That clears that up, thanks. The last two / three I've read by them have got my knuckles white.

Except his contradicted the club's official line / lie by opening his mouth at all, and inadvertently spilling the beans? Even if you give him the benefit of the doubt, he still comes off looking like an idiot.

The Mag sounds more and more delusional and in bed with the club, which is astonishing because the club hierarchy doesn't give a flying fuck about them, but I'm sure are lapping up the free goodwill spouted by these retards.

How he struggled with technology and had endless problems with his mobile phone. How he got the name of his own defender Shane Ferguson muddled up with former midfielder Stephen Ireland and called him Shane Ireland. ^ Images of those two things had me in stitches just now, I must say. I still can't stop chuckling. Awesome, awesome stuff from the fucking clowns.

I think he's a genius, for all the reasons, advantages and faults listed by almost everyone above. I'm also a sucker for anyone who lays into Big Sam, and his recent attack was the icing on the cake

NO. FUCKING. WAYS. HAHAHA. WOW! The senile old cunt had a bit of pride in him, good way to go out for him, personally.

Been willing to give him time to develop but right now will be happy to see Haidara given a run. He needs to sort his head out.

Yeah, big banners are a hiding to nothing. I was thinking how good it would be if Banksy did a funny little drawing outside St James' to draw attention to the plight Daft idea, but I think if people want to engage in protest then it's better to not have poorly attended marches or ill-subscribed boycotts. But to do little things themself. For the price of one match ticket, if someone is going to stop going they can produce a thousand stickers and just hoy them all about the town/stadium. Standing on public ground outside a Sports Direct or the club shop with a "Golf Sale" style sign a few times would probably get you in the paper. I wouldn't break the law myself but anyone wanting to do a banksy copy at the stadium would have my utmost respect. I've just found this on Google Images. It would make a cracking sticker. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_V_ruZa2lUjE/TQIdySe0IKI/AAAAAAAABNw/KcFcOp5E6CQ/s1600/dope700%255B1%255D.png In ebonics that actually means 'good.'

Spot on. And it's amazing how far he's ridden that wave, with most people still supporting him or willing to give him time, or, heaven-forbid, feeling sorry for him.

He cant hack 90 mins He's obviously got little to no self discipline or motivation, like. Obviously Pardew deserves a lot of criticism but I don't see why the player gets away with it just because he's got lots of talent. He could literally be a new Gazza

At least SOMEONE who has an ounce of self-responsibility and has the balls to apologize to the fans. Instead of blaming them and absolving himself of any responsibility, like our motherfucking boss. Thanks, Chiek. Too good for Alan Pardew. Like many of our players.

Worst post of 2014 candidate that. I dunno, behind the swearing, the point stands - Ben Arfa cannot even do the basics right at present, and had a shocking game I swear to god that's absolute bullshit. Sure he didn't have a good game by any means, but he's the least of our problem. Ben Arfa has played well most games where he's started on the right, why change from that? Why move him from a position he did pretty well in once again on Tuesday? Why move him centrally, a place where he gets less time on the ball and is more vulnerable to pressure from more players? He's not a bad footballer, he's just being used terribly wrong. He's the most gifted player and footballer in the club, remember the season we finished fifth when he created I don't know how many goals (some from crosses, think against Stoke and Liverpool). Ben Arfa gets a lot of stick for not releasing the ball earlier, for ballhogging and much more, and while it happens more often with him, it will happen very often with him. Look at a player like Neymar, CRonaldo, Robben, Ribery they all lose the ball plenty during games, but we don't see the manager switching their positions just because they lost the ball do we? When you have a player like Ben Arfa that can produce magic and create stuff you don't leave him on the bench, and you don't move him from a position where he is doing well. It's all down to the manager. Let him play, let him flow, if he loses the ball 50times, let him do it, because unfortunately we have fuck else on the pitch to create for us at the moment. Finally someone who understands how to deal with true attacking players and how attacking football is played. It's funny, Keegan was the king of this, and would've absolutely loved HBA, as would've SBR, and got the best out of him, but a lot of our fans seem to have forgotten what a player like him is FOR, they keep buying into this Pardew bullshit of every player being a defensive midfielder first, everything else second.

It's been clear to anyone that since Cabaye left HBA's toned down his 'kill everyone fuck you' attitude with runs and shots, and has been told to play a little deeper, calmer, more thoughtful football. I don't think he's suited to be that deep, Pardew's instructions seem to be retarded in regards to him. Stick him on the right, forget about it, let him do his fucking job where he's been the best for us. Why fuck him about now that you've sold your top player and didn't have any plans on replacing him?

I'm one of your fans, Skirgey, but that may just be the absolute worst post you've ever made on these boards. Pretty much everything you said in there is wrong.

Wonder if Cisse even knows

You're kidding me

Unforgivable that they had an agreement to sell Cabaye this window and were pretty much putting him in a red-lit window on a nightly basis all dolled up and STILL made no attempt to find a replacement or have a deal in place come Jan 1st. The regime has made losers out of us all, and looks like many of us are happy with the new-found lower rung on the ladder of footballing existence.