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Guthrie should never have been taken off. Fuckin' hell.

Locked.

Biatch.

Yes but the Chelsea we've seen over two legs doesn't fall into either category.

These are class. :D

You're now officially my 90s nostalgia minister. Cheers.

I think you mean Louise Nurding (now Redknapp) and she was formely a singer in Eternal before a brief solo career. They're still married. Wait, I thought Eternal was the one with the black chick? Oh man, I'm so confused.

Apparently if we don't like watching catenaccio we should all be watching basketball. According to fraser. I'm calling you out, man!

The petite one from All Saints. Or am I too old? I actually made up her last name. Louise was all I used to mutter with the eyes closed.

I forgot. Is he still shagging Louise Taylor?

What's he saying? Why the fuck does he even care?!

Defending intelligently can be done as beautifully as attacking. Watch another sport. Very impersonal, thanks. Basketball, as a suggestion. I play the pocket-version all day, thank you very much. And you're right, it's fuckin' exciting.

Defending intelligently can be done as beautifully as attacking. Watch another sport. Very impersonal, thanks.

The Pique one was a clear penalty. The rest were bollocks.

I don't know which match some of you were watching, but there was only one team over the two legs who was playing football and trying to win and they waved the Catalan flag. If someone has possession and area statistics, not that they mean much, it'd show also how many times Chelsea actually got out of their own halves to look for a win. Barca deserves to win this. Chelsea defended well but it was like watchin Bolton or Pompey do their thing: there were two blue shirts surrounding a yellow one each time.

What absolute bollocks. I've been with this team since 1994, following every single match. Tears have been shed numerous times, as have those of joy, heart-wrenching moments with time standing still and countless hours, money and - yes, friends sacrificed - purely for the sake of devotion and love for a team I've never actually seen play live. And you call ME plastic? Have a word with yourselves, will you. Also, this also makes us absolutely bat-crazy, if you lot don't realise. We're in this together. Let's not be Shia / Sunni about this shit.

I guess my "John Carver ... for Newcastle!" chants worked.

ALAN SMITH IS ON?

I'm in.

It's everywhere, hell, I was out with some gay mates of mine in that gay district in San Fran the other year, and they had it on tap. What else was available on tap that day?

I fucking hate these clowns. Someone please put me out of my misery.

Both shite.

Both shite. While Nolan may come good (I don't know what he's waiting for), Taylor actually needs to just be backup, as I'd have him nowhere near the first team.

FYP I must concur.