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Almost as if he's been told to spot-fix until the takeover is confirmed. /AlexJones

This kid is retarded.

We hit the woodwork. They score from a mistake. How is shit like this constantly happening. These are relegation narratives.

Watching us is seriously dispiriting. Nothing seems to go right for us. Everton do not deserve to be ahead. Opposition teams seem to always get the luck against us with our shit players constantly fucking up. Yet nobody else seems to do so against us.

I take it you haven heard the story of when Shearer outskilled Ginola the lashes the ball into the top corner and said he doesn’t need to use those skills. Shearer was clearly 1000 times more gifted than HBA I worship Big Al as the next toon fan, but HBA is football personified. Magic. That feeling of unadultarated lust you feel at 1:59AM before last call for whomever is in the vicinity.

I'm in the same boat.

Wait, Joselu dropped! Whoooooooooooooo.

Yes. Hopefully Lascelles to give a bollocking to Lejeune when he starts fucking about.

Who has the worse human rights record? It’s not clear cut.

"Yo, yo, yo, Rafa B., check it, 4-4-2 is a joke in yo' town" "The entertainers, life sava, the entertainers, life sava" That took guts, B. One thing the world has learned about Bmore from The Wire and Serial is that the place is filled with people with some serious guts.

no, she's training alone from the first team Started segregating the women already? They don’t waste time these Saudis :lol: I'm dying.

I wonder what role the new administration will bring JFK back in. 3rd time's a charm for the old geezer.

Only with our heartstrings.

I just came.

Have we signed Messi yet?

This is also true

I’m wearing my burka to the match tonight, and chucking some gays off the roof at the Gallowgate. Holy crap I know it's all a joke but let's not normalize this humour if we are indeed owned by the Saudis.

Well this would be the perfect opportunity for the fans to protest human rights abuses, women's rights and blasphemy laws in Saudi Arabia. Imagine having an audience with the King himself every week. #SalmanOut

That's lovely and all, but Rafa still has to go. From hereon any such comments should be an instant ban. Not just from this forum, but this planet.

Even further vindication for the SackPardew lot to give themselves another justifiably smug pat on the back iyam. This. #LestWeForget #NeverForget

I was going to post an angry response until I read your last sentence. It is true I briefly considered recommending him for the tea lady position but felt it was a bit too high powered for him and that he would struggle with the pressure of filling the shoes of legendary Kath Cassidy

I was going to post an angry response until I read your last sentence.

Best of luck

You off to India? Making another doc?

I'm at the point where I'm starting to question every single thing posted on this thread. I don't even think they met at the curry house, it was body doubles hired by someone off here to bolster his ITK cred.