DJ_NUFC

As if Dummett is a cunning linguist, man.

Probably the worst player ever. However, is relatively quick, plays it on the ground, so can see why Rafa likes him. Mbemba should be starting over this lad all day long.

Brilliant today, and keeps improving game after game. His positioning has improved as well, which used to give me shivers before when he was up the pitch.

So glad he got a goal which meets the Dortmund requirement for us to sign him permanently.

Manquillo & Joselu need dropped. And Merino must never miss another game for any reason. We must clone him.

Yes, because I started the lush lasses thread Plus this is the Sunderland thread, we should use this place to get the dark parts of our beings out so we can live a healthy life outside of it.

The best things in life

Being of African descent and getting offended because your manager has made a joke about Ebola is PC gone mad. Apparently. In fairness, we have just as many bigoted arseholes among our ranks. I should know, I've argued with lots of them! Not as many as RTG, but yeah we've had a couple in the past on here (and maybe even current posters). I've not felt out of place as a brown dude on here, and I've been here eons. Except maybe in the Lush Lasses thread, you guys like your women too skinny.

Apparently that was quashed this morning. They're here for grouse shooting or something. No one knows that They sometimes do that so they're definitely doing it again now. 3 plane loads of them (2 today, 1 last night). Canny shooting party they have Well there's Ashley, Carr, Bishop, Barnes... Shooting Carr for the fuck of it They'll most like take Charnley as their BBW concubine who can feed them grapes.

Rafa. Amanda. Hatem. I'd buy a Brazzers subscription for that alone.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Richard Branson knows fuck all about football and cares even less. I worked at Northern Rock when Virgin Money took over. Virgin Money became the NUFC shirt sponsor. We beat Man U 3 - 0 in our first game with the new sponsor. Branson turned up to the Head Office. He kept referring to "Newcastle beating Manchester United three love". He wasn't being funny by saying "love". It was pure cringe. Virgin Money now do a Manchester United savings account. Branson is a carpet bagger. He goes into companies, buys them, calls them Virgin something then sells them. Companies pay a franchise fee to use the Virgin brand name. Branson does not own Virgin Media, Virgin Money, Virgin Trains, etc. Those companies pay to use the Virgin brand name. He bought the F1 Manor Grand Prix team, called it Virgin Racing, did shit then sold it on. Maybe it's something the rich do, using 'love' instead of 'nil?' Like how they eat Snickers on a plate with fork and a knife.

Hasn't this statement been out since 2008?

Heartbreaking to see tbh, I had hopes for him after last season.

Horrendous by LeJeune. Amateur shit.

More what happened in front of them IMO. Shocking to not have him as an option off the bench though. Something's up.

Surely it's Coloccini at defensive mid Santon at right back coz he kicks de ball wiv his rite fut Pardew broke our collective hymen. We'll never forget him.

Look, it's simple. Lejeune DM, Merino AMF & Ryan Taylor on the wing.

Eh? You mean left-foot volley, catches 10% of the ball, which goes spinning off a defender's scrotum, hits goalie's nose, and in? Joselu leading scorer. No malo.

Global warming is seeking to rectify the Florida issue.

Go back to page one. This shit didn't go over well at all. It was like RTG. I just scrolled through. You didn't get enough abuse, in my opinion. Plenty more should've been lobbied, you escaped pretty unscathed in hindsight.

Yep, spot on. Everything is in place for footie to really take off here, not least the passion from (largely recent migrants or their kids) for local teams like TFC, Montreal and the history of Whitecaps. What is lacking is an overall passion for the game across the nation. Hockey is still king, then baseball/basketball. We're far too influenced (as expected due to proximity) by American sports. But even they have a decent national footie team. It's more to do with the acceptance of footie as a "real" sport for locals here. Most people only tune in during the World Cup and even then when their European-blooded friends begin cheering for Spain, Portugal, etc. And then everyone forgets about it.

Yes, world cup is all about bringing national productivity to a staggering halt. /s

I long for the day I can make a Canada thread in the football section. All this American Exceptionalism is getting on my tits. FREE NAFTA.

The same old with-Mitro-or-against fallacy. Nothing to see here, folks. Just masturbatory hysteria.