DJ_NUFC

Mobiler version is gone forever. Wait, what? Are you serious? This would impact my mobile usage significantly, if true.

Not sure where to ask this, but the forum only shows the desktop version on my iPhone now. Before it would default to mobile view, which is much easier to read. Now I have to zoom into really tiny letters to read posts. Any idea how to switch it back to mobile view? Cheers.

Except Sky in Britain will be rolling out the red carpet for the fat man after the inevitably deserted transfer window. We'll be told again how we're not Man City, and that the fans expect too much, and Sky pundits will be giving him a back rub.

I put this shit on everything

It'd be sad if it's just some interview she did over Christmas before this latest setback, and they're only just publishing it now. Completely pointless, if that's the case.

He's better looking.

Timewaster. Support the team, not the regime. MAGA.

Tyrekicker, mate.

Erm...

Murphy should’ve played and he would’ve made a difference, I think. Ritchie is a good lad but needs to take on the older player role in the dressing room, and be put on towards the end of the game when players are flagging. He offers us much defensively and pressing-wise, but Murphy’s been in great form up front and we need to let that kid develop.

Gives you time to get home from work, freshen up, and choose a guy near you. A lot of swiping to do in my area of West LA at least. That seems about right.

Being announced at 9PM through this app called Grindr. Everyone should download it and login.

That's staggeringly amazing, and I often read Trump voters' tweets for a laugh. This is at their level.

Nice coverup there, buddy. N-O will #NeverForget your "wrong opinions".

Is that a fact? According to the Mail piece, anyway.

Fact that an England youth international chose to leave the club for 6m due to this twat should've been the end of him.

This presser can become a Black Mirror episode, an insight into the complexity of human perception where one group of people views the same events as distinctly opposite from another group.

Still don't get why Coleman took the job.

Two different press conferences. Two different Rafas.

He must be drunk.

Why stop there, though? Deport him. #HardBrexit.

Dinho would've done a bicycle kick into the top corner.

I just saw some highlights, and I wouldn't say smiling throughout. He was smiling quite a bit and didn’t look all that pissed off. Pointless trying to read his body language tho So you're saying we need to call in the N-O Body Language Experts. Done.

Goodness me. To paint Perez's finish as some sort of a Riviere / De Jong effort is absurd as we've all seen him finish plenty of times, with class, grace and style, for us over the years. Even in the Prem (remember his backheel? Or the wondergoal vs Chelsea?) The finish showed incredible confidence, just what we need from a striker. We've seen over and over that a striker who overthinks his finishes often misses.