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Faster than Obafemi " Under 11 seconds" Martins

He'll lose his turn of pace if so?

smith is useful in the champ because he puts in decent tackles, breaking the play up, and generally hounds the opposition. Butt hasn't got the legs, so arrives 1 second later than Smith into the challenge and gives away freekicks on the edge of the box

Sold him a dummy

What vid was it, the african one?

Kaladze scored 2 own goals for Italy??

http://www.gateshead-mad.co.uk/news/loadrprt.asp?cid=MTCH&id=461762

howay portugal, one more for me accumulator!!

You what? It was in the paper yesterday (or was it the day before) saying that he was meant to be doing a Talk in there but he cancelled and apparantly he has gone abroad to help him keep off the drink. Norman the owner of The Clock said he would never invite Gazza back again. Just heard hes been booted out for sniffing, was going mental by all accounts. He was a total mess like :-[ I wouldn't believe it. Why would he be there if he cancelled a talk in a couple of nights ago because he was away abroad and the owner of the pub if massively pissed off with him. He's supposed to be abroad reet now He was there, thats 100% correct, i seen a pic of him with my mate. As for the second bit, have heard from two people but you never know. My local, canny pub. Didn't know he'd pulled out but I wasn't goin to pay £15 like

Alves gone http://www.al-saddclub.com/output/page3222.asp

We should have got him tbh

Bollocks to it

quality song but -

What's our emergency? I don't think tight owner counts

we sign the only player who the deadline doesn't apply to seconds before the window closes

zomg one minute SIIIIIIIIIGN SOMEONE

can't. emergency only - ie no fit keepers

Taxi from the gate to the ground? Lazy git!

Harewood is a small pacy striker, just what we need

We won't buy anyone man, loans and free agents

Viduka has already signed for Portsmouth in June, he'll not be coming back into the country

A facepalm fails to adequately express my dismay at the idiocy of that post. http://kilo.naurunappula.com/nn/0/425/285/o_490463.jpg