Gallowgate End

Be interesting to see where Dani Ceballos goes on loan next season. Scary ability on the ball.

This Summer has to be some kind of sick joke

Hoping for this. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/7634803.stm Only 20k went after they made Keegan walk. Could be as low as 30-40k if no takeover happens I reckon.

Who cares? I give about as much of a fuck about the club as Ashley does. Let it crash and burn. Second this. Sell everybody! Why bother fielding a team? I wish they’d just all refuse to play. Make Mike Ashley have to field himself and Charnley upfront next season. Mike Ashley F.C

This Summer for us Everyone else in the Premier League

“Meaning Ashley would be making a profit of £210m+ on his purchase of Newcastle United twelve years ago” I think he will cash out IF he wins the brinkmanship war with the Bin Zayed group over merchandise and keeping SD advertising at St James’ Park. Probably all hinges on if the Bin Zayed group are willing to accept that.

I wondered that too. Strange thing to say The two takeover groups Kenyon and Bin Zayed joining together maybe? Or Staveley wanting to be part of a joint takeover with the Bin Zayed group? Think I remember reading the Bin Zayed group were getting a lot of people to be joint investors in their bid for Liverpool.

Anyone got any theories to what Midhat Kidwai meant by “It will happen but in a different manner”? I think that quote was from the real convo with the voice note rather than the made up one Odin posted to get our hopes up

Yeah he’d rather sell in the Championship next year for half the price

Rúben Semedo joins Olympiacos from Villarreal for 2,5 million euros Incredible value at that price even with his off field past. Looked a monster defender a few years ago still only 25.

Arteta will wait for either the Everton or Man City job rather than us I’d imagine. Made comments of waiting till the right time last season I doubt he would see the right time as us right now

Well he left a Champions League squad of players in 16th

Just Lee Charnley in charge now We haven’t got Rafa anymore to make sure our best players don’t want to leave.

Brighton and Bournemouth How arn’t they getting in the Top 10 with that net spend.

So Mike Ashley doesn’t want to keep Rondon who contributed to 44% of our goals last season and wants to sell our top scorer too. And has binned the manager that guarenteed him survival. I wonder how great this Mike Ashley plan will go

He is just Mike Ashley F.C will be even worse

Leandro Trossard has agreed terms with Brighton on a five-year deal ahead of an £18million move, Sky Sports News understands. Literally going to be us, Sheff Utd, Norwich as the Huddersfield, Cardiff, Fulham of next season isn’t it

They probably don’t want to follow a model that will be relegated for the 3rd time. The Mike Ashley relegation model.

Charnley has probably told Fernandez he has train with the U12s for pre season

If that's true, then you're right to say it's indicative of Ashley's cuntery Don't know about you guys, but knowing Ashley stays on makes me wish for a starting XI of players we've never heard from, Guingamp's reserve striker perhaps, alongside that young fella from Mouscron. Managed by some utterly hateful cunt like Wise or Keane or Mourinho, record lowest points total. Ayoze, Lejeune and all our other jewels sparking at other clubs. I try to say I don't care, but I just really do. At the time, I felt exactly the "I'm done" feeling I've had with serious partners. But after time, I'm fuming like the impotent ex who has discovered she'd been cheating the whole time. And while Ashley's cuntery is no surprise, the sheer level to which he'll take "cut off your nose to spite your face" is staggering. Seems very likely. Why else would he have taken it down has the stink of Charnley and Ashley all over it

Looks like the club told Fernandez to delete his post that alluded to Rafa deserving better than to find out from Skysports that he wouldn’t be getting another contract offer. Says everything you need to know about Mike Ashley and Charnley. Hoping for a Keegan type statement from Rafa next week

Man Utd have reached an agreement with Palace for Aaron Wan Bissaka in a deal worth £50m.[bBC] He was on 10k a week at Palace apparently