OzzieMandias

Precisely.

I'm really worried that I'm not worried enough.

I'm finding it really hard to care what happens to Luton.

Compared to the Ronnie, the Standard is a major newspaper. Compared to the Ronnie, the Beano is a major newspaper.

London is where the financiers are.

So what was it called?

It's like having a Sun journalist run FIFA.

Clown is right. Remember when he publically expressed the opinion that female footballers should wear tighter shorts?

So what about a crap player that a club doesn't want to use but can't transfer to anyone else? Is it "modern slavery" that his contract means the club have to keep paying his wages? Contracts work both ways. It's amazing that someone as thick as Blatter is in such a prominent job.

Just noticed this whilst trawling for threads around this time last year: You don't sound too underwhelmed to me. In fact you had concerns about squad size too, so is that a complete turnaround or have I read your post wrong? It's the quality not the quantity of his underwhelmness.

So you reckon next it'll be "Newcastle to fly Arshavin into Empire State Building?"

Maybe instead of a Moaning Section we can have a Drama Queen Paddock, and they can all flap their arms and whine loudly about their victimhood whenever it gets exciting on the pitch.

More straw men than a fucking scarecrow factory.

Is he strong? Listen, bud. He's got radioactive blood!

I'm bored with Chelsea rejects.

Had to laugh when someone phoned today and told me the Sun's headline re the Bin laden bollocks: WOR ON TERROR

lad 2 seats along from me spends half the match downstairs in the bar like. Don't understand this to be honest. He's probably getting a bit of peace and quiet until you move to the Moaning Section.

Looking ahead to tomorrow's news.... Ashley to Get in Bed with PIG Investment arm of Paedophile Information Group admits interest in Newcastle United

Well, it's traditional for "disgruntled former employees" to carry the can.

That's just about the crappest song I've ever heard.

Or thereabouts. That's what I read somewhere, anyway. Basically he'll cost £10 million, plus £8 million a year wages.

Apart from the fee, he's apparently seeking wages of £8 million a year. That's sure to be deterring a lot of potential suitors.

Perhaps the club should set up a special Moaning Section.

The Gunners. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtml?xml=/sport/2001/11/16/sfngil17.xml&sSheet=/sport/2001/11/16/ixfooty.html

He's an Arsenal fan.