Never knew the prick had a book
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Woody-Nord-Friendship-Gareth-Southgate/dp/0141012145/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1419951490&sr=1-2
http://www1.theladbible.com/images/content/630w/543946748a14d.jpg
http://www.theladbible.com/albums/afternoon-ladness-416/image/94a6fed2-5157-11e4-a47a-d4ae52c74096
Should have been Pardew Trout