geordie_b

#beststadiuminthechampionship

HMS Pisstheleyg

£30m players should be scoring the 1 on 1

Im not sure if Palace would be too happy paying up Guehis contract for him to join us on a free

Hauled Off again

Five It was a window that we couldnt afford to go big on a player and get it wrong, itll be the same for the next 3+ windows. We dont have the luxury of going for a player like Chiesa and for it not to work. Everytime we spend it has to work, Guehi was clearly identified as the lowest risk (albeit at a premium). Matt Targett is the closest player we have to being a miss and the fans are already critical of the signing and he is now a finacial burden on the club. I'd have liked for us to sign players but we cant spunk money away only to then have to replace them with a smaller bankroll.

The numerical ordering of the players on the teamsheet is what i'd like to complain about

Take a transfer ban which wont effect them as they have already bought everyone

" "joke account"

Send that shit keeper back as part of the deal

May I suggest the Superdrug on Northumberland Street to stock up on tampons?

So now we know the terms they will accept without playing our hand thanks to our Saudi overlords

You wanted us to strengthen in D fence well here you go

I guess we dont have to worry about expanding now that everyone is queuing up to jump off the Tyne Bridge

If they dont want to play each other at least force them all to play away from home.

And a titwank from Kelly Brook whilst we are in dream land

Correct, to help ease the top teams fixture congestion they made it easier for them to... erm... play more games

Real Madrid or 1970 Brazil away

Longstaff coming on

Was that not a blatant foul throw? EDIT - Literally jumps as he takes it