Decky

See all the lads on here adamant that this takeover is real. Any of you willing to bet £50 that Ashley won't be here in September? I'll take the bet and say he will be. I'll only do it with the first regular poster who takes it. I'm not made of money.

If the next manager is a dog shit standard Ashley appointment we should be hounding him out on day 1. Fuck what the media think of it. I'm sick of Ashley's shit appointments. It hurts more now.

Nah that won’t happen He should die before that If won't happen because we will hit the Championship and stay afloat for years. That's 1 relegation in 10 years. A success in Mike's eyes.

I've been in the complete dumps since this news and I honestly can't even think of Newcastle now. It just bums me the fuck out. I really hate this and Ashley is going nowhere. We love football and we have no club.

Fucking joke that people are photoshopping WhatsApp convos to trick fans into thinking there is progress. Especially after what happened yesterday. If he hasn't been banned already just do it and don't give him a chance to explain it first, fuck him.

I'm starting to think this won't happen like. I'm sure there's a deal going on but we need to rely on fucking Ashley to see it to the bitter end and he's too much of a fucking half wit. My guess is he'll still be here in September and we'll get some bullshit statement saying discussions are ongoing so it can take us through the January window as well.

Seeing Rafa's Instagram page liking all of the well wishes from our players is killing me.

If we make it until the first day of the season and this still hasnt happened Ashley has played a blinder. No matter how genuine all this is in that scenario it'll be another transfer window wasted because of a potential takeover. Ridiculous. Watch it disappear and come back again in January.

If there's no takeover and we've some useless cunt instead of Rafa I'm done until Ashley goes. I'll probably spend the time going to other grounds and that. My friends support different clubs so I'll go to games with them for my football holiday fix. Fucking shame because I was really looking forward to going this season as I was fairly convinced either way Rafa would be there.

2. I think he's probably done. Dunno if I can keep following the team under Ashley now tbh, he's gonna get replace with some complete fucking joker you just know it.

After Kinnear coming back anything is possible in fairness.

Odin. Twitter is toxic as fuck and we should introduce a rule in this thread to not share anything that isnt substantial or from a reputable source. Every dickhead on Twitter is trying to be ITK or else trying to wind people up and every time one is posted in here we get 2 pages on it. I'm fed up coming on here for the first time everyday to 8 new pages of total shit in this thread. The stuff people were freaking out about last week amounted to nothing, same the week before and same the week before that. Can we stop taking everything on Twitter as gospel ffs?

They look great in that graphic, but in reality it'd be shite material and the Fun 88 is would be bright blue.

You'd easily clock that up I reckon. Madness. I stopped buying them a while back but if that's what it costs to kit your kid up, I'm pretty gobsmacked. Just priced it. Kids top - £50 Kids shorts - £25 Socks - £8 Delivery from nufc.co.uk - £5 Totals £88, its £6 to add patches so if you do that then £94. Name and number is free on this but its usually at a cost isnt it? Adults is £20 on top of the above btw.

You'd easily clock that up I reckon.

I'd take any sponsor willing to use black and white or at least minimal colour in their sponsor.

It just doesnt fit. They've made everything black and white which they dont usually do, then you've a massive bright blue sponsor completely ruining the look. It might work if it was smaller and a bit less bright and in your face, but its massive and bright as fuck.

When was the last time we actually had a good sponsor on our shirts btw? Northern Rock wasn't bad.

Doesnt look too bad apart from the dreadful sponsor. But the sponsor is there so its a no from me.

Steve Wraith man, God he's absolutely insufferable.

Thread explaining it in English:

Drunk man leaves bar after chatting up woman. What a story.

Cant believe Wenger's name is touted about still. He's absolutely done in club management, especially for a long term project that this will be if it goes through. He's just too old.