Decky

Sounds familiar.

Can't be arsed with this fixture like. Newly promoted team away from home. Clearly going to be a Bournemouth win.

We were miles better than them last week and would have won had Colo not given away that penalty imo. Just typical derby bollocks that we're having to get used to.

We lost 3-0 to this shower for fucks sake. They were absolutely awful against us as well so this doesn't surprise me.

He should have booked a Sunderland player in the first 6 or 7 minutes when they'd made about 5 fouls man. He was letting them (and Cattermole in particular) foul at will for 90 minutes and let us away with absolutely nothing. Fucking awful and it's about time these wankers were held accountable for performances like this and not wrapped up in bubble wrap by the FA.

Course not, but it's not a hammering. It's an emphatic scoreline but not an emphatic performance. They were awful. The performances count for nothing now. All about the scoreline at this stage.

3-0 defeat to Sunderland. Local derby aside no team should be getting hammered by the worst team in the league 3-0 ffs.

Quinn devastated. Cattermole did us a favour there. The rancid bastard.

Look at that fucking weapon screaming at Colback from the steps man. Fuck off.

Can't fault him for this today. Played well all half before that moment of madness.

Colback on a yellow ffs.

How the fuck is that not a booking? Fuck sake ref come on.

Was Quinn last week too wasn't it? Don't Gary Neville or Alan Smith using co-commentate the 4pm game on Sunday?

Janmaat man.

Niall Quinn is making this excruciating.

Would genuinely be shocked if the mackems survive, even if we do give them another 6 points. They're fucking woeful.

Need to get a goal before they get their scrapy chance.

This lad genuinely makes me look forward to our games now. If he scores today man.

Not confident at all for this. We'll be good up front but we've a massive fucking slob in nets who isn't capable of making any kind of saves. They'll score at least 2 with that wanker Elliot in nets.

What is this clown doing with our defenders in training ffs?

This is such a shit fest.

Our defending, holy fuck. We're 100% going down and we deserve it.

"Look at the size of him compared to him! Shit!" The fuck?

There's just no way this lad will be with us next season.