Decky

Thanks for saving us Joe.

It didn't work last time. And we could end up with a much worse owner in the Championship. Definitely not.

Capello PSG manager apparently. Edit: Massive Giggs I see.

Joe Kinnear, managing director, director of football and manager. Give all the jobs to Joe.

Same. Set up for absolute disaster if not. Why would he leave now though? He'd surely have a part to play in the sale? If we're being sold he'd leave at the same time as Ashley.

It's jobs for the boys with Ashley, he'll just get one of his mates in regardless of his experience.

Kinnear running the fucking club, can you imagine? Shall we just go and start up a new Newcastle club now?

West Ham is actually a tough first home fixture, especially after getting hammered in the previous game.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22965509 He's gone, fucking hell. We all wished for this day yet none of us will be over the moon.

This is our season, looking at other enjoyable results and hoping teams like the mackems get hammered half as much as us.

It'll never get back to 0.

Imagine if that is true, absolutely bummed in the first game at home. SJP will explode with rage.

It's great that the media are with us on this, but the powers that be couldn't care less what they print. Our only hope is that Kinnear can't handle the critics and goes mental.

I don't think he even cares tbh. He's been a laughing stock here for years now. If you were a highly successful business man with shit loads of money would you care what people thought of you?

"Which one of you is Samuel Ameobi? ... You're a cunt!"

If it turns out he is making this up, surely he has to be locked up?

I'd put big money on Kinnear being in our dugout at some point next season. He'll be in the dugout while Pardew is manager man. Ranting on the touchline while Pardew looks on confused.

As I said in the Pardew thread, I'm hoping Pardew has massive compo in his contract and this is a ploy to force him to resign. Please fucking God!

I'm still hoping Pardew has massive compo in his contract and Kinnear was brought in to force Pardew to resign, with Kinnear obviously not getting the managers job.

Still can't get over this. Yohan Kebab FFS.

First thing I heard after 5 and a half minutes was Kinnear saying "Derek Llambeezee".

You know in a couple of years too he'll be saying he signed Ben Arfa, Cabaye etc. Cisse's goal at Chelsea? I signed him mate.

Gay Big mania

Holy fucking shit that's bad.

He's getting destroyed again.