Decky

I'm worried about Pardew's approach to the last 20 minutes here.

You reckon?

Chelsea's squad man.

Cisse. 14 league games without a goal, we're fucked up front this season.

Two absolute gifts there now, probably 3 if you count Shola's.

Oh my fucking god man

Tiote for fucks sake.

I hate how so many of our shots have zero height in them.

Can't see it happening myself. Chelsea are a million miles from us in terms of quality. They'll produce a few moments of quality yet in this game, especially in the second half when dat fatigue kicks in.

I love the awkward debates between the co-commentators and the referee commentating on BT Sport. "oh, ok "

Every time we go to the half way line we lose it. Such a shambles man.

If 100s do it are they going to kick them all out? It feels like the fans are kids at school in SJP with that shite.

I never get tired of reading that quote. The difference in class between Sir Bobby and these bastards in charge is unmeasurable.

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@lee_ryder 8m Pardew on Mourinho celebrations: "He's not jumping in my crowd!"

You'd think Pardew would be crazy not to go. He'd be back down south, he'd be at a club where he'd be well liked by the fans, that he has a connection to and that would have considerably less pressure than Newcastle, and to top it off he'd be getting more money for it.

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He is 100% using extra time tonight as an excuse this weekend. He'll probably even mention how Chelsea had an extra day on us because they played last night.

As much as I'd desperately love to see that happen, it probably won't. There's no way we'd be so lucky.

Harsh. He's a fraction of the player that first came here, and is very frustrating to watch for the fans, but that's not to say he isn't interested/isn't trying. It's a bit harsh to use words like "cunt" on him though.

Gouffran will offer even less through the middle IMO. I know he's flavour of the month right now, and Cisse is the pantomime villain, but I haven't seen anything to suggest Gouff is going to be an effective CF. It once again shows the state of our squad too.

Always straying offside and missing absolute sitters, he's a completely different player now. If we can get a striker in January and he still hasn't improved we have to get rid, because when he plays half the time he is a passenger and we just can't afford that shite right now.

Kicking it out because Richards has cramp man. Fuck sake. The ball should only go out for head injuries.

Cabaye clearly sent on with the instruction of hitting the ball and hoping.