Decky

Taylor putting his life on the line for the shirt in the derby. Build the statue now.

Fucking hell Taylor.

Janmaat picking a great time to have his worst offensive game.

2 players on the verge of a red card and no fucking changes made. Pardew is beyond fucking stupid.

I'd rather they just repeated that advert for the next 45 minutes.

We'll have someone sent off near the start of the 2nd half. It'll clearly be Sunderland's game plan now.

Pardew will probably stick on Williamson and Riviere for Sissoko and Perez.

Injured, isn't he? Not according to Physio Room. It's probably because Pardew doesn't like him for no reason.

This ref is fucking stinking.

Wickham vs Janmaat. I'd love to see the outcome of that.

Dat defending.

What the fuck is Pardew smiling about ffs? Cunt.

Perez

I just don't get our players man. They battered Sunderland at the start and must have known they were there for the taking. Instead of going after them they're happy to camp in their own half hoping for lucky breaks like we're playing Man City. Fucking pathetic performances.

Sissoko sleeping on the ball ffs.

Feel like I want to turn this off now.

This is falling apart man. Fuck sake.

Tiote ffs. Absolutely getting sent off, no question.

Tiote is going to get sent off today. What's that, like 5 fouls already?

We're playing like dog shit now. How does this happen? As professional footballers how do they suddenly decide to tone it down ffs?

You really learn to appreciate how good Krul is at times like this man. Nervous as fuck here.

Can't believe Cabella is watching this game while Gouffran starts ffs.

Ameobi needs to wake up.

Tiote letting the occasion go to his head already.

Niall Quinn ffs. Fuck off. And fuck you too Cattermole.