Decky

I love how Shola is the inform striker because he scored 3 times in pre-season, two against shite Scottish teams.

tbf that is Pardew's level.

He'll go full strength and use it as an excuse if we don't beat Fulham. Infact, if we play our reserves he'd still use it as an excuse for Fulham.

Did he really compliment our defensive performance? Only for shit West Ham finishing we'd have conceded 2 or 3 at least.

Should go and batter them to get a bit of confidence going for Fulham.

And not a single point since.

Refuse to pay his wages until we get rid. If true of course.

The team looked absolutely clueless man. I feel sorry for the season ticket holders who'll be served up that shite and worse for the next 9 months.

16 attempts from us and none on target?

Can't remember when I last seen a side look so utterly fucking clueless going forward at home.

What is with the constant shooting from range?

West Ham could easily be hammering us here. Utterly depressing.

Few of us went for 1-3 to Arsenal.

Sticking Wonga on the plague ffs. Christ, Ashley and co are utterly classless.

Pardew thinks the sun shines out of Shola's arse, so he'll definitely be featuring at some stage. Probably on at half time for Ben Arfa.

http://cdn.worldcupblog.org/www.worldcupblog.org/files/2009/12/Zidane_headbutt.jpg Apparently it was made into a statue too. http://www.swide.com/binaries/content/gallery/legacy/2012/9/30/zidane-headbutt-immortalised-in-bronze-in-front-of-the-george-pompidou-centre-in-paris/inside/zinedine-zidane-headbutt-paris.jpg

This, on both counts. I remember when I played football as a kid I used to smack the ball as hard as I fucking could and shot "Sheeeeaaaaarrreeerrr". Favourite non Newcastle player was Henry, the cunt, the man was majestic. All is forgiven though, how can I not love the man again when I see some of the goals he was scoring in the Prem.

I don't think it's their fitness levels, it's more that they aren't really that arsed imo.

They get a new fitness expert in during the summer and Pardew starts crying about tiredness after one fucking game. The guy is a joke, he must think we're too stupid to even realise how shit his excuses are.

Probably is worthy of a new thread for the women's team, but anyway. Newcastle United WFC ‏@NUWFC 2m WONGA backs NUWFC – Historic Support for womens football. http://nuwfc.com/archives/5574

Might be a Giggs (dunno how old it is), but this is quality. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1400587733491842

I honestly don't see the problem with this.

Sorry what? He's a player category under football shirts already.

Real aren't a bit slow getting the Bale shirts onto their website straight away.

Are Pulis and Poyet just taking every punditry gig going?