Decky

Just thinking there, Pardew will now be thinking a draw might be enough.

5. Massive result. A draw at QPR should be enough with Wigan playing away to Arsenal.

Can't wait until this nightmare is over one way or another. It's fucking torture.

In the relegation zone with this squad with two games to go. This cunt shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a football club for the rest of his life. Watch him manage us next season too.

We're relying on this shower of shit man.

And so did we.

QPR have been shit as well and we have 13 more points than them. Neither team is changing, we just need to be less shit than them and get ourselves a win.

I hope to fuck we get a healthy lead in the first half because 1-0 at half time or at any stage in the second half will mean Pardew tries to see it out, we know how that ends.

I wouldn't rely on Villa for anything, especially when that game is at the DW.

I voted 10 at the weekend out of sheer frustration, but the reality is we have just as good a chance of staying up as anyone else. The mackems and Norwich are away to Spurs and Man City on the final day. If we better either team's result this weekend then surely that'll be enough? Wigan are also away to Arsenal, so if they lose tomorrow night and we get a draw this weekend, we can't be caught. The situation is absolutely dire, no doubt about it, but I certainly wouldn't say we're definitely a 10 just yet. There is a lot of ifs and buts there as well, but if anything that just shows how this is far from over.

It's not the worst result in the world for us that. They're level on points with us and Norwich and have two tough fixtures left. Southampton will give them a better go than Stoke and then they're away to Spurs. If they won tonight you could probably say they're safe, but they're in the same position as us really with the exception of goal difference. If we better their result this weekend it should be enough. We just need Swansea to do us a huge favour tomorrow now.

I'm speculating, that's why I used the word if and not when. Is there really any need to bring this Irish nonsense in to your replies by the way? Stop being a twat.

If Sunderland lose tonight and we beat QPR, you'd figure they wouldn't be able to finish above us. The thing is though, Southampton are down in the thick of it as well and on their day play better stuff than the mackems, so they mightn't even get another point.

Leave her alone lads ffs. Posting pictures of her and all on here is just uncalled for.

Proven div.

Wor Shearer didn't get a shot when he took us down, if this cunt does it's a travesty. Tbh, if Pardew is here next season I'll see you all in League One in 15 months.

The average age on facebook is probably 12 years old. The thing is, the people defending him to the hilt are well over 20. Heres some of the shit I've read tonight:

What's the craic with groups on Facebook? Most people seem to still support Pardew, some even think he isn't remotely to blame.

All one of them? Probably, yeah. I think we'd keep Gouf, but Cisse and HBA would definitely be gone. What a sorry state of affairs, hopefully it won't come to that.

Yeah because we're going to sell every single forward apart from Shola man.

Fcku fof. You really 42??....get some tests eh? Fcku fof. You really 42??....get some tests eh? He's 24.

The same man who took Gouffran and HBA off for Shola and Gosling.

Look at our squad, Pardew is taking it down to the Championship man, specialties like this are what he does.