Decky

Is this game being streamed from 1982? Dem graphics.

Tired bodies. He'll probably try and say we had a mid-week game if we lose on Saturday, just because we didn't play at the weekend. Speaking of mid-week games, Morecambe is a cracking excuse should be lose to Fulham. Those damn cups are a nuisance.

So fucking true.

£93 million plus Coentrao is it?

Got 75 points this week. Good start.

Fulham 1 - 3 Arsenal Everton 2 - 0 West Brom Hull City 0 - 2 Norwich Newcastle 1 - 2 West Ham Southampton 2 - 1 Sunderland Stoke City 1 - 1 Crystal Palace Aston Villa 2 - 2 Liverpool Cardiff City 0 - 3 Man City Tottenham 2 - 0 Swansea Man Utd 2 - 3 Chelsea

It costs points to make transfers, but you've got a wildcard that lets you make them without having a points deduction. You get two wildcards every season, at the start and in January.

Ivanovic goal and Lampard assist.

Decided to play my wild card already. http://s15.postimg.org/70mwfvlvv/fantasy.jpg Dem goals.

IIRC Ashley paid off the clubs debt and that is what the club owes him.

Even if we had Bent we'd still struggle. The problem is the management. We still need a striker, but honestly, if we had one Pardew would still be messing it up.

Cheeky 2-0 win for Chelsea and that'll give me a nice 14 points on opening week. I don't think I've got that since last October or something.

My thoughts as well. I think it'll be 1-1 or 1-2. Pardew is just clueless and is continuing from his shambolic management last season. It's shameful that he is even still here.

I always expected us to lose, even heavily (I predicted 4-0). But I expected some fight at least. The manner of the defeat was shocking, it was like we just picked 11 fans from the stands and fired them out to make up the numbers. I'm struggling to think of a team in the league that wouldn't beat us playing like that tonight.

Still stand by this. They'll be playing under Pardew. May as well just get two homeless bums to play for us instead, they'll be free.

Eh ? What about 7-3 at Arsenal ? Didn't Man United beat us 6-0 too?

Every cloud and that.

He threw all his mirrors out last season lads.

He'll blame Taylor and just blatantly say Man City were always going to slaughter us. Sure he even said at the start we can't compete with them. I wouldn't be surprised if he even blamed the media for talking about Cabaye. One way or another he won't mention the fundamental mistakes our players were making and the lack of ideas.

People will of course come in on their high horse and say we're all just giving a kneejerk reaction.

He wouldn't get into Arsenal's reserves if this is anything to go by.

Maybe we should tweet him calling him a stupid clown and see if he retweets that?

Could we not have just put Anita at LB and Mbiwa in the middle?

We're gonna sell Krul after this.