Decky

Get the fuck in

Fuck it, happened to us with the Duke, shit happens.

"we are staying up" 2 minutes later: "you are going down"

Have to laugh at the Pompey fans with "We are staying up" signs, when they are mathematically safe

"Sunderland fans singing more songs about Alan Shearer at the moment" sad obsessed cunts

Must be the mackems?

They would park the bus on Sunday if they draw tonight, need a Portsmouth win.

Tonights game is monumentally important for us, we need to have Sunderland down there with us on Sunday so those Man Utd cunts cant fuck us in the ass with a weakened team. Of course it will mean we have to win at Villa but there is no way the mackems will be beating Chelsea. Having 2 teams to catch is better than having 1 to catch so come on Pompey!

I hope to fuck we are on Setanta so I dont have to talk to anyone if the worst happens.

No Beye and Bassong = epic fail.

According to Sky and Setanta there are 3 live games: 3:30pm - Sky 3:30pm - Setanta 4:00pm - Sky

Villa's pitch? No go back to Newcastle and run around St James' Park

Considering selling him kinda started all of this shite, its nailed on.

Pitch invasion if we stay up?

He could of easily hired a new proper manager and not Joe Kinnear and we probably wouldnt be in this position. Or how about not taking Keegan back at all last January.

Did you photoshop your face into someone else's photo with Martins? Ive seen the exact same photo on here before with a different face

I believe that if Keegan had grown a pair and stayed anyway, we wouldn't be getting relegated either. Quit on principle, and has been proven right. Must be nice for him. Watch it mate, remember, you arnt from Newcastle, you couldnt possibly understand what Kevin Keegan means to this club.

Absolutely unbearable today. More so because Newcastle are shit.

Bang on

The Man Utd wank fest is making this considerably worse. We used to compete with that lot

Bollocks, if he had of let that goal stand we would have got a point and maybe went on for a win.

Bus to Belfast (50miles)/Dublin (70 miles) airport, flight to Newcastle, metro to Monument or Haymarket then walk to the Stadium, watch game and repeat opposite of journey back home in time to go out on the rip over here. Can be quite tight doing that, at least it used to be, last 2 or 3 times I was over I stayed the weekend so having done this trip in about 2 years. I remember leaving SJP one time with about 45 minutes before check in closed, slightly nerve wrecking.

Gorgeous, but just not Newcastle. Agreed would it work as an away kit? I wouldn't have thought so. I think Spurs did a similar thing a couple season's back (a halved shirt) - think it was third choice. But that actually had historical relevance. We've never, ever, ever been owt other than stripes. I'd rather see us go for a red and white striped shirt than go for a halved one, if we were to do summat sentimental... Infact, i'd rather go for Decky's cracking idea of having black and white stripes as an away kit. Am I the only one who is stunned at how Yorkie has gone from quoting that post to thinking of me? The man is clearly obsessed, and despite what he says, he has gone from the post he quoted to bringing up a post about me that was made months ago. The lad needs to go out and lose his virginity, anyway, someone give him the laughing smileys he is dying for in reply to that post.

They wont care, not when Joe is on board.

Get rid of Shearer and get Kinnear back in now that he is ok again