Ikon

Never celebrated a goal like this, ever, my cock is in pieces and my girl had a heart attack when i screamed and came twice. What a fuckin goal and first half, impressed!!

Fucking hell im delighted! At work now, about to steal a computer and install it and drag my ass to the toilet and start youtube and have the wank of my life!!

watching the game again right now (HT soon) and i know how good he is, still i get even more impressed with every game.

He really is a beast, i bet he could rape me in a sec with his hands tied behind his back. Impressive game!

Now i will grab my tent and food for 30 days and unpack my super ultra wank kit from Callaway edition 9 from the early 90th's and hit up a camp deep in to the forest!! Fucking hell what a game!! :celb:

I feel like Marcus Aurelius while his own son killed him!

what a dynamic and athletic display, especially in the middle of the park! Everytime they ran with or without the ball it looked like we would give them a freekick or receive a yellow card. Not that we were even close to them that often either. Looked soooo slow, but nothing we didn't know already though. Hopefully we'll get a few good signings before the window closes, let's move on!

Strength And honour!

FFS! I can barely breathe! Nervous as fuck. Here's hoping for a great display at least.

Hopefully he will be signed before we play Aston Villa!

Our first casualty. Indeed

My name is Ikon, a retarded fan of the Newcastle Online Forum, General of the Felix Legions, Loyal servant to to the true emperor, Sir Bobby Robson. Fan of a raped team against Man U, husband to an AWOL Ben Arfa, And i will have my vengeance, in this season or the next! Come on Newcastle!! Strength and honour!

i'll bring my shield and sword if my friends become too cocky during the game!

gonna see this with my friends, 2 Nufc fans against 3 ManU. Nervous already!

That title! Haha brilliant!

hahaa

We should make comic books about this transfer saga

Been playing a game of football, i've read like 30 pages now since i checked earlier today, haha this is insane

That's the spirit

Sounds good

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Cheers but didn't exactly hurt my feelings. Sometimes people just have to open their heart to move on in life. Dr Phil told Roeder this when scouting Kuyt, officially!

Ok!

Wasn't the meeting postponed?