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He's is shit these days

Not if Perez had looked up earlier and passed

Feels like it's written in stone (ban) because of his rep.

Shelvey FFS! PLEASE don't need a ban. Idiot! Didn't do "much" but still enough?

If we fail to win this the pressure will be immense and we know that ends up with Nufc.

If the players don't pick up massively in the 2nd they can all fuck off.

I could never be a mangers like! I would slap them in the face at half time, with shoes.

Absolutely fucking horrible, useless as fuck this 1st half. Players standing on their heels, no tempo no movement, sloppy decisions all over the place. No focus whatsoever. All of them been shit. "Captain" Lascelles absolutely awful and has been for a while. Need to wake the fuck up. Players seem to be thinking that they barely have to turn up. Embarrassing! Can see QPR winning this easily, no doubt. Please make at least one sub straight away!!

This is the 2nd time dude. And only because he's in the squad. I feel so cool (not really)

My mate's brother on the bench. He's up there and he's also a Newcastle fan like me. No idea how good he is (Goss that is)

More worried about Rafa getting pissed off than us missing out on Townsend..

Bench......

At least we won't have to spend more time following this shit if he starts or is on the bench...

If there's a chance that he will sign then he won't be in the squad. We'll see in a few minutes.

Team news in 15..

Lee RyderVerifierat konto ‏@lee_ryder 19 sför 19 sekunder sedan Mer Deal could still be done for Townsend. But #cpfc haven't accepted #nufc offer so far. #DeadlineDay (aint happening)

Finally!

I've travelled and been awake for the most part of the last 40 hours. I don't wanna follow deadline day for nothing Get it done!

Rafa: "I'd like two to balance the team but I don't know if we will get one! The best thing for me is to wait and see what we do." #nufc

Charnley's the negotiator. http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Sloth-Laugh.gif

The helicopter needs fuel and we're in talks with Shell at the moment trying to get the fuel cost down.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/583881/Newcastle-Transfer-News-Rafa-Benitez-deadline-day-Micky-Quinn

Pete GravesVerifierat konto ‏@PeteGravesSky 19 sför 19 sekunder sedan Mer Understand #CPFC now ready to do a deal with #NUFC for @andros_townsend but have they left it too late? Less than 10 hours. Follow on #SSNHQ

Miles Starforth ‏@milesstarforth 19 sför 19 sekunder sedan Mer Rafa Benitez on transfers: 'No news. Still we have time. I'm confident we can do something for the team.' #nufc

Andros Townsend has travelled with Crystal Palace to their game against AFC Bournemouth. (from twitter...)