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I think he had like 15 assists last season. Created 30 more chances than any defender has managed in the Eredivise since 2010. That left foot WOULD be immense...Waste of time talking i guess

I'd go all out for Willems and a winger and CB on top of Mitrović and Mbemba. Not that we will though..

He's way too raw. Not the kind of winger i'd look at. He has potential yes. Sisto that is..

Sounds like a defender i'd like.

We could have 4 players around 20 years of age in our first team this season. Or even more..

Wonder how many licks this season.

No fence, but that photo is bad like!

Like junkhead says. Not much agility and flair makes us look f***ing static. A few of their players actually had technical quality and intelligence, and what a difference that made when they were passing the ball around. We are always in a hurry going forward, in straight lines which makes it easy to defend against. Almost like we're still playing under Pardew..It might take a while to change our style i can imagine..Wrong players as well.

The biggest reason De Jong didn't see much of the ball was because the space between him and Anita/Colback was way too far as both of Anita and our Captain Ginger went deep to collect the ball, two players doing the same fucking role. This combined with Obertan and Sissosko trying to run down to the byline more often than not.

Don't see the point of playing Anita and Colback at the same time. Players that are looking to do the same role, picking up the ball from deep and distribute it to others with simple passes here and there. None of these two offer much more than that. The balance is simply just wrong.

Anita and Colback were both shit this morning. Like many others.

Mirallas is good. At Newcastle he'd be injured 24/7.

Barely got to touch the ball. Didn't play for long and didn't get a lot of the ball.

Funny how much more technical they looked than us Sissosko for example looked like he was a big tree stuck to the ground when he tried to make something happen, when there was no huge amount of space to run in to. Most players were shit. And i hope to fucking God that this is not even close to what we're going to play against Southampton.. And Colback as captain again? Fuck off with that shit!!

Think we need some new signings :lol: Some..

What a waste of sleep Sissoko has the technical quality of a plastic rhino.

Sissoscow..

Did i set the alarm only to see Colback as Captain to piss me off, and the stream not working. Fuck off!

Colback captain..Fuck off!

It's 5am and i can barely see what im writing. I'm an idiot!

It will be at least 50 pages before he signs.

If we get Abdennour i will eat my own shit and throw it up and eat it again.

RodneyCissé you're always so funny.

Cunts