IF this happened it wouldn't surprise me if he turned up in the stands in a west full of explosives threatening to blow himself and others to pieces.. More likely is that he'd fail getting the shit together and explode in his garage ending up even more melted.
Only chance of us staying up is if Carver is sacked NOW and we might be fucking lucky to get a "new manager bounce". Could also be too late, damage done already probably.
Not that we'll get a new one in though.....This club, Jesus!