Ikon

Anakin Hatem Piewalker: Return of the Geordie!

If Pardew goes and we get De Boer (unlikely) i'm gonna tattoo todays date all over my face and body and never complain about life anymore

Just got to work! Despite sleeping only for about 3-4 hours i jumped out of bed as if i've won the lottery and was on my way to Bahamas with horny Victoria Secret models. Might not get so much done over here :lol: Is this real life? AAaaaaaaawwww............

HBA and Ayoze...droool...

Got to sleep now, 12 hours of work starts at 05:00 See you in heaven.

Like getting laid with Adriana Lima and then become greedy wanting to go anal and end up with nothing.

The new manager wouldn't have 70% brainwashed fans licking his as, as now with Pardew.

If this doesn't happen Greg will have be prepared to do some jail time!

Don't jinx it

I've hit myself in the face twice now to make sure i'm not dreaming...

Personally i've wanted him dead. I guess the next best thing would do.

This is unreal! Please happen

This is better than football

Imagine if Pardew is gone and we get a manager who rates Anakin Hatem Piewalker. Dreaming! Pleease Pardew gone, please.

I have 500L of body lotion and 47 towels ready. Pleeeeaaase happen.

No fucking way, just got in here wondering what the fuck is going on!?!?!? God don't do this to me, please now. Dont give me hope. I can't get air right now.

End the year on a high and please die.

Lovely little bastard.

Did Willo slip when we scored?

Perez

What's the name of that song that has the words twist and shout? Reminds me of Tioté's game.

Good stuff

If Pardew goes to Palace i will build a new pyramid in Tikal as a sign of celebration when i'm there.

Perez brace i think. And i doubt that i can hate him for it. Just love for the guy.