Allmo

Wish I bet today, every prem favourite won.

Nice bet. Pity it's fucked within the first 10 minutes.

Stoke Leeds Swansea £10 returns £58

Basically your the bookie, so your offering odds of 3.5 to someone else, and willing to take a bet of £4 from someone. So if you lost you would have had to payout 3.5 x 4, but you won so you take their bet of £4.

£10 on Bolton and Cardiff returns £36

I'm starting to just find this hilarious now, better than anger I suppose.

£15 on Liverpool -1 at 11/4.

The pride was being instilled, being happy for the set-up (bar chairman and owner) to represent us. Back to the embarrassment.

Just thinking back to when I wanted Shepard out, bar the likely financial collapse, I miss those days.

Aye, if we get behind him the team might be given a lift and we could scrap our way to survival or maybe even mid-table. But I honestly just don't fucking want to man, I hate the thought of this nearly as much as Souness, if not more.

Thing is though, not everything is just the media shit stirring, they were right about Hughton a month or so a go, and with Ashley anything is possible. The possibility of Carroll going for me is size-able, I don't think he will, but then again I thought that Hughtons contract would have been sorted out in January, with two fingers up to the Daily Mail and co.

With Beardsley it means that he actually did this with no-one lined up, we're a fucking shambles man.

£25 on Man Utd and Arsenal at evens.

Port Vale, Chesterfield, Notts Count, Ajax - Madrid draw. £2 returns £49

Brum, Stoke, QPR £5 returns £78

Marseille, Arsenal and Real. £5 Returns £60.

was out with a few of them last night and we had the 'mixed XI' discussion. They'd still take their two centre halves over Colo and/or Iron Mike. As I pointed out, that would be the two centre halves that were outfought by Carroll and the 'donkey' Shola on Sunday then. A lot of people who don't follow Newcastle think Colo is gash mind based on the relegation season, so not overly surprised by that.

£13.50 on Chile at 8/11 after £7.50 on Southampton, Chesterfield and Sheff Wed returning £33.50

Come on Plymouth man! Also have £5 on Spurs and Brum/Everton draw returning £30, so a Brum goal would be nice.

QPR, Southampton, Huddersfeild and Cardiff. £5 Returns £73

Can't take this fucking smile off my face, I feel the same way when we beat Plymouth and promotion was guaranteed. Get in Lads!

The feeling it gives you man, absolute quality.

That is why I fucking love football and more importantly Newcastle, thats amazing.

Swansea Villa and Spurs. 15 returns 58. Really don't know why I left out Stoke, wish I changed it with Villa.