TêteDeMaure

I shall admit, this current situation, made me arise a good few times in my sleep last night.

He is due a 1 match ban for 5 yellows, some think that it takes 7 days for that ban to come into effect some think it comes into effect straight away. Right, so who's right and who is wrong? I thought it was the next game that you were banned for. Unless it's changed recently (and if it has nobody's told me), it's 7 days. We had the same situation with Babayaro a few years ago. EDIT: Just checked on The FA site and his suspension starts on Feb 4. I love you. I think that could be rather crucial!

Ebondo's Toon dream Toulouse star hopes deal is agreed Toulouse defender Albin Ebondo has told skysports.com that he is hopeful his move to Newcastle will come to fruition. The Magpies are currently in talks with the Pink City outfit about the right-back. The 24-year-old is now waiting to hear whether the negotiations are positive or not, but he does not hide his ambition to play in England. "I am flattered by the interest shown by Newcastle for me," he told skysports.com. Dream "I have always been ambitious, I want to join the Premier League, which is for me the biggest league in the world. "My dream is for the two club to agree a fee, however if he does not happen it is not the end of the world." Ebondo admits he would relish playing with the big names already at St James' Park. "I know some Newcastle players, not personally, but because they are popular players such as Owen, Butt, Geremi, Viduka, Martins, so they are a good team with great players. "If the manager wants me, that means I can add something to the team, I think there is some details to put together, but nothing is done yet, but it is not far. That is my feeling." Skysports.com. Well at least someone wants to join us...

NUFC.com seem to think he is suspended. ''Shaun Wight-Phillips and inevitably Craig Bellamy had put City two up but it was serious injuries to Michael Owen and Joey Barton, plus a suspension for Jonas Gutierrez that leaves us in a crisis, ahead of Sunday's derby game.''

He is due a 1 match ban for 5 yellows, some think that it takes 7 days for that ban to come into effect some think it comes into effect straight away. Right, so who's right and who is wrong? I thought it was the next game that you were banned for.

aye for 5mill under 10mill.

Someone clarify for me. Is Jonas banned for this game or not? I heard it on the radio but people are saying not....

Anyone will do!

Fuck and off.

I sense we will get fucking hammered, and i'll be crying and being peeled out of the stadium. I really think we'll get stuffed.

Pedretti is not fantastic, couldn't be further from it. Would fail spectcaularly here, and he is quite the mercenary.

So people are still blaming all of this s*** on Shearer? Jesus christ, nobody even mentions him anymore. Man United still sing songs about Roy Keane. Is it killing their club? Get a grip! Are Roy Keane or Cantona or Solksjaer ever mentioned in line with the man united job when fergie hints at retirement? Are they f***. Shearer is, and its f***ing embarrasing. Until he has a little stint here, and fails, we can never truely be rid of it. So we've got Kinnear because people are worried that fans want Shearer? Absolute rubbish. Wtf, how does what i said amount to that? Shearer was a player for us, and great one. AMEN, let's put him to bed. Small time mentality. Well the main problem we're facing is nobody wants to manage the club. You've hinted that it's because of the shadow of Shearer (if that's not what you mean, what the hell do you mean?) No, i haven't. Never mentioned it infact. Not from the other managers angle either. He's not THAT influential anymore. However, it's embarassing that when the position for manager has come up, you get the feeling they seriously want him, Keegan practically begged him to come at some level. It's pathetic, he's an ex-player, let's leave it at that. TO move on, we need to get rid of that mentality, imo.

So people are still blaming all of this s*** on Shearer? Jesus christ, nobody even mentions him anymore. Man United still sing songs about Roy Keane. Is it killing their club? Get a grip! Are Roy Keane or Cantona or Solksjaer ever mentioned in line with the man united job when fergie hints at retirement? Are they f***. Shearer is, and its f***ing embarrasing. Until he has a little stint here, and fails, we can never truely be rid of it. So we've got Kinnear because people are worried that fans want Shearer? Absolute rubbish. Wtf, how does what i said amount to that? Shearer was a player for us, and great one. AMEN, let's put him to bed. Small time mentality.

So people are still blaming all of this s*** on Shearer? Jesus christ, nobody even mentions him anymore. Man United still sing songs about Roy Keane. Is it killing their club? Get a grip! Are Roy Keane or Cantona or Solksjaer ever mentioned in line with the man united job when fergie hints at retirement? Are they fuck. Shearer is, and its fucking embarrasing. Until he has a little stint here, and fails, we can never truely be rid of it.

Owen to go, Shearer obsession to end, decent foreign manager, new way of thinking.

Martins is our best striker. Martins is our most valuble player.

I'd completely forgotten about him. Did he end up just staying in Turkey last summer? Yup he did. Would be interested too.

Why would anyone in Blyth support the mackems? That england flag being bastardised by a mackem badge is making the tele look bad.

I'd have either of them.

I know it's bad, but to think a player is unobtainable when our competition is Pompey, Stoke and West Brom is laughable, also the fact that he's playing at a Ligue 2 French side, surely!

Exactamundo, would be a cracking signing on loan, with the option to buy, or not to buy if he's tosh, Lens haven't got much option but to let him go, and the club being associated with him is? West bleeding Brom. He's much better than any SPL shit we are being quoted with. Marseille and Tottenham are apparently in for Poldolski, surely we aren't that far behind them? Tottenham want Defoe and someone else who escapes my attention atm, so doesn't seem likely. Marseille won't be able to afford it unless they sell Cissé to the mackems, which won't happen until the summer if at all, Munich want near 10 million straight. Think it would be a good oppourtunity. Can't see Man city wanting Poldolski, and he desperately wants out of Munich. Why not?

Aruna Dindane andPoldoski are available. One on loan the other available for 9 million. Both good additions if we could get them.

The idea of him playing for Tottenham makes my blood boil. Hopefully not.

If we don't accept a bid, he's not going anywhere. The only light. Why is his lawyer given out statements for him anyway?

Given goes in January, we go down. Simple as that. f*** poxy Owen. Still don't think he'll go however. f***ing hope not, especially to any of those clubs. Arsenal i could handle, but Tottenham? He's not stupid. Hopefully Buffon will be a mercenary and go to City instead.