magorific

Apologies if already posted, but Nobby Solano has signed a 2-yr deal with Larissa (home of Dabizas?).

We are keen on two more Real Mallorca players (both unnamed) according to the Chron.

Spot on. Some of the comments beggar belief considering the standard of the keepers that went before Shay. Hardwick, McKellar, Hooper anyone?

Says we thought we had him all wrapped up after agreeing a fee, but that the word in Spain (!) is that we couldn't agree personal terms. A worrying development, according to AO ...

Offered to us by an agent, but we're not keen. According to today's Chron...

link? If it's all down to him he'll choose Benfica me thinks. Can't imagine they'll match the wages we'll be offering. Very little money in Portuguese football.

How do you know what the Chron says at 10:55 ? ITK man. Fkn hell Skirge! Mate works there.

Tonight's Chron is saying Newcastle definitely expect to sign him within 48 hours.

Remember my dad saw Gazza score against Chelsea (beat 4 or 5 men in the space of a few yards to get us into that mickey mouse tournament at Wembley) and said the only other Newcastle player he'd seen capable of that (and better) was Green. No wonder my old man hates players like Frank Lampard!

People who wear glass dunce caps shouldn't throw stones you stupid c*** If you can educate me as to my spelling mistake there (their? they're?), I'm all ears. Otherwise, f**k off. Oh, and I didn't have to look back through your posts, the error caught my eye when I first read it. Of course, if your general patter hadn't been utter s****, I'd have let it go. He didn't mention your spelling; he may have meant the first letter in the sentence being lower case. I think you'll find he criticised me for "picking out spelling mistakes" and then said "I don't have to look so far:" QED. What's it to you anyhow? Or is that another question you won't answer?

People who wear glass dunce caps shouldn't throw stones you stupid c*** If you can educate me as to my spelling mistake there (their? they're?), I'm all ears. Otherwise, f**k off. Oh, and I didn't have to look back through your posts, the error caught my eye when I first read it. Of course, if your general patter hadn't been utter s****, I'd have let it go. Now you can't even use quotes properly you thick f***, how embarrassing for you :-[ My apologies for knowing my way around the English language better than a message board. So what was wrong with that sentence of mine?

People who wear glass dunce caps shouldn't throw stones you stupid c*** If you can educate me as to my spelling mistake there (their? they're?), I'm all ears. Otherwise, f**k off. Oh, and I didn't have to look back through your posts, the error caught my eye when I first read it. Of course, if your general patter hadn't been utter shite, I'd have let it go.

As I know the difference between "their" and "there", nowhere near as thick as you.

Take your head for a s*** you moron.. what's the matter son, too many long words for you?

By telling you how I know doesn't change that. No, of course you're right. I'm privileged just to be discussing NUFC with a genuine ITK ...............

How I know isn't relevant. Whether you know . . .

We get offers for the club from different people and it's roughly once a week that this happens. As for why the company would lie, no idea but I'm sure the publicity they'll be getting will do them no harm. and how do you know this?

This is getting daft, why would we contact a random company when the club gets offers on a regular basis? Offers on a regular basis from who????? What is so daft about the owner of a company sounding out a private equity firm (ie a firm whose business is buying - or buying into - other companies) about their interest in buying him out? What's so daft about pointing out that the same private equity firm have no reason whatsoever to lie to the BBC?

They claim that someone offered them the club, that doesn't mean it's true. Again, why would they lie?

And they would do that why . . .? I don't need to know why they'd to it, logic tells me they have to be lying about one or the other. You don't just randomly offer to sell something to a company (for more then twice its value no less) that has no interest in buying in the first place. As I said, either they're lying about having no interest, or lying about being offered the club. Eh? How do you know that someone doesn't want to buy something off you until you ask them?

And they would do that why . . .?

Surely not! Ashley´s s*** smells of roses don´t you know..? learn from NE5's mistakes, even if he wont, pouncing on a vague quote like this only reduces the well put points of your argument as you begin to sound like someone with a grudge or agenda Vague? What's vague about it? could have been approached by anyone, doesnt have to be nufc, co-investors looking for a partner, someone looking for funding, anyone./b] Someone offered them Newcastle United. Whether it was Ashley or someone on his behalf. Deal with it.

Surely not! Ashley´s s*** smells of roses don´t you know..? learn from NE5's mistakes, even if he wont, pouncing on a vague quote like this only reduces the well put points of your argument as you begin to sound like someone with a grudge or agenda Vague? What's vague about it?

Feel free to carry on your personal crusade against one of our more talented players every time a completely unrelated news story breaks.. be interested to see the zog next season huh? this new lad suggests wingers next season and seeing as duff is an utter waste of space i'm hoping we finally see a manager put their total faith in charlie to see what he can come up with, one thing we know is keegan can get wingers playing well and this lad has the talent as for taylor some of the s**** on here is a disgrace, home grown player who can play in the PL week in week out at his age and people would have shot of him - i mean what's the choice there? sell him for 4-5m and buy a rozenthal or god forbid a bramble for the same money to sit on the bench instead (assuming we sign better CB's than the lad) mind boggling N'zogbia may be a talented player but if he can't be arsed to play then he can have all the ability in the world and it doesn't do us much good. He hasn't got any better over the last two years and I think the point is that he was awarded a new contract whereas Taylor's situation has dragged on and on. Clearly n'zogbia has not justified the new contract in terms of performance and I'd have to assume that his attitude/enthusiasm in training is poor. These items are not unrelated because the players are the same age so if I was Taylor I'd be looking at what I was doing, the number of games played and how much similar players are getting. Bit unbeleivable that you can't see that, IMO. Spot on. N'Zogbia got a new deal in October, told us he wanted out in January and has hardly played since yet escapes criticism by the majority on here.

Incredible that anyone is hung up on Taylor getting 35k a week when Milner (equally mediocre) and Zoggy (traitor) are getting more.