Shak

Would be better if Man City draw this and it’s in Liverpool’s hands. “Joselu closing in!!!”

Poor result IMO

What exact date does his contract actually expire? Could we feasibly have signed some players before it officially ends?

State of Chiellini

Got a huge cheer from the fans and all. Obviously the assault is the worst thing but every club has scumbags that are liable to do stupid shit, the fact that a not insignificant number of the fans in attendance cheered him off the pitch will be hard for them to live down.

My MOTD is on a delay

That City opening goal is a disgrace. Guardiola is such a wanker too.

God that was a satisfying MOTD. Hope Pickford was too gutted to enjoy his evening and he’s just sitting alone in his house, sad.

*slaps their drenched arses*

NOW COME IN THEIR FUCKING ASSES!!

I mean, from the graph it’s outrageously clear that Pochettino has Spurs overachieving based on their spend. The fact that Kane cost them nothing helps of course but their squad cost about half of what Man U and Liverpool have spent.

Baffling to me that people think that should be a penalty. Defenders getting penalized for blocking shots now.

Absolute stonewall

Lost the ball in the last clip, could easily have led to a goal at the other end. You just can’t afford to have players like that in the team man, for every goal he creates you’re going to concede thousands.

This is awful. Truly, truly awful.

Kiss my willy

Sharp reflexes from Rondon there

Shelvey has so much ability man. Awful from Perez to let it run by him, chance was lost.

Should probably have tackled Jota at some point.

Fuck me some our players are fucking awful with the ball. Forgot how fucking frustrating it is watching our games, relieved I so rarely get the chance anymore.

Manquillo

Supposed to stop for a head injury aren’t they?

As for their goal, thought both Yedlin and Lascelles could share the fault. Lascelles should be picking that man up, you don’t want your wing back that narrow so Yedlin should be looking to get out. That said, you need to make sure Lascelles knows you’re passing the man on and Yedlin didn’t. Thought Dubravka could have made it more difficult too, kind of just stood there instead of closing the man down like he should have.

Rondon is brilliant. Nice header too.