Shak

Nice to imagine he's in a tunnel about to be hit by a train.

She was legit impressed by the way I committed to it, honestly

Disappointing lack of salutes, lads I'm definitely gonna do it more often, it's outstandingly refreshing.

Few cans at home, stupid family

Gutted I can't be in Newcastle tonight... However, Shak 3:16 says I just drank some cans. Let's have your best salutes, lads.

I know what you mean, think I'll never get that feeling back. Maybe now we can just support the team a sensible amount and not have it take over our lives, though?

Fuck I'd give anything to be there man.

Man, what a day. My emotions are all over the place. Wish I could be in Newcastle tonight... Might get a couple of cans and do a stone cold salute instead.

Die screaming.

I mean, if this was my first exposure to Wraith I'd think this was a pretty good interview.

I move we embed this at the top of the forum. I don't think there's a better clip to sum up the last 24 hours.

Thought that was gonna be a joke and the plane was gonna crash or some shit.

We won't be signing any good players.

Man, that post LFEE. People like you who did so much work the last few years are heroes and better than a lot of the fanbase deserves. Thanks so much for all you did, sounds like your father was rightly proud.

I teach lots of Saudis so this will be great conversation material, actually Might start offering private classes teaching the history of the club, charge extortionate prices.

I wonder what he did with all that extra free time. Probably speaks 8 languages and is a world class violinist.

Aye, the odd game down the pub with a couple of the lads and just being able to antagonize Man U fan friends is as involved as I'll get. Might post the odd formation on here... maybe

I do like the idea that the guy whose job it is to control all access to the training ground also has a few other bits and pieces to do to keep him busy

Good friend of mine works for a sports science company that did some work with NUFC while Rafa was manager. They also did some stuff with Man City. His boss was telling him about visiting the training grounds two consecutive days. Lots of stuff that was night and day but his favourite was that at City he got a key card in advance and detailed instructions on who he was to meet and at what time and where in the building. At Newcastle he was given a phone number to ring when he arrived outside and the lad who answered had to come out and let him in.

I still don't know what Joelinton looks like.

Sweet moves I actually watched the game last night with a couple of friends, think they were shocked at how far out of touch I've fallen with football. Had no idea who Mount, Phillips and Saka were Was a really good first half to watch, from the second half onwards though it just seemed a matter of time before England scored. What's the craic with VAR now? How was that Kane penalty shout not given? Seemed pretty stonewall? He does go down very easily a lot but seemed like the guy clattered into him on that one.