Shak

I reckon he could bring back Kinnear as manager and then do a lap of the pitch at half time and full time giving the crowd the finger and there’d still be a decent crowd. Some rich fucker buying us is the only way out, don’t think the fanbase will ever make it hard enough on Ashley to pressure him into leaving.

You posted a link on here to his phone number? Seriously?

Nah, we don’t want him to die FFS. Best thing would be him being caught by the paparazzi doing something hilariously embarrassing. Like he’s caught naked in the bushes in a park with loads of fellas and they’re all wanking to pictures of Terry Venables.

New owner plus new manager for me. You have to roll the dice. Ashley going is everything.

C’mon, fucking happen ya bastard.

I reckon he must be employed to write articles for people who are too thick to understand anything beyond the most basic of sentence structures.

The Jabroni beatin’, LALALA, kabsa eatin’, briefcase carryin’, cousin marryin’, turban wearin’, human rights not carin’... taking the Toon to the top with Rafa or without so know your role and SHUT YOUR MOUTH... the most electrifying man in all of football ownership, The People's Sheikh... Khalid.

thomas[/member] I'm allowing myself to feel, although I won't believe it until I see Ashley's jeans puff up and he flies off like Mary Poppins. How have you coped these years, being both a Bills and a NUFC fan? He hasn’t, the guy is a mess. A mess. Eat my shit you prick. What’s wrong with me, taking shots on a day like this? You’re a wonderful man, Michael.

thomas[/member] I'm allowing myself to feel, although I won't believe it until I see Ashley's jeans puff up and he flies off like Mary Poppins. How have you coped these years, being both a Bills and a NUFC fan? He hasn’t, the guy is a mess.

Fucking hell. My heart is pumping!!

it's been about 10 hours of sunday night the day before a bank holiday, man. Forgot it was a bank holiday Still, if it’s a done deal someone will let it slip sooner rather than later.

The more time that passes the less likely this has anything to it IMO. Something needs to fucking break soon.

What time is the morning?

Time travel and alternative timelines to regain all of the Infinity Stones. All that and we all got to see her drop her knickers in the fountain. ... wow. My wife is Villa. Solidarity, brother. Nah. My wife maybe a mackem but she's not some daft fat fuck who'd take a shit in a fountain, like. I don’t think Leffe was being serious, somehow.

I’ve decided to trust Stifler’s command of Spanish over this “Felipe” character’s.

If that’s the case Rafa will walk and the club will probably implode No it won’t man, they’ll hire some wanker and there’ll be a stadium full of cowed empty vessels sitting there for our first game. Ashley picked the perfect club, he can do whatever the fuck he wants and nobody will stop him.

I’d say those City goals did more damage tbh. No, but I just meant it gave them hope and in hindsight would have probably have preferred Man City winning 0-2 in the first 20 mins. Yeah I know, I’m just a wanker

I’d say those City goals did more damage tbh.

That Barton game was so, so bad. Was just about to say the same. Can’t think of a shitter game that we won.

5-0

Think Mike deserves a goal, might not have the quality but he’s worked his socks off today.