Shak

That Gouffy work rate.

We've reverted to type after a solid start.

Gets booked for that.

Tiote will just keep fouling til he's booked then sent off. There's something pure, almost beautiful about it.

Immense work rate from Gouffran, instant erection.

He really thinks this opposite day motivation shit works. Why won't he fucking leave. God damn it. Still less annoying than your jinxing shite in FF. You still on that? I wasn't jinxing. Sure brah.

He really thinks this opposite day motivation shit works. Why won't he fucking leave. God damn it. Still less annoying than your jinxing shite in FF.

Has Gouffran touched the ball yet?

Dummett looked like he'd never kicked a ball before. Bright start.

6 Points too many

Red card had a strange impact on the game, Man U were all over them before it and created fuck all after.

Villa fans being arseholes.

Was a wild swipe by Agbonlahor tbh, don't think there was any malice so a red is perhaps excessive but it was clumsy and ultimately dangerous so I can't be too mad at the decision.

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Well done. Fuck off. http://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/assets/4583965/Altidore-Colback-3-0.jpg Dickhead.

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Said this a month ago after the good run started, didn't think he'd have the balls to do it before we at least lost a game. But it's an ego thing, I guess. He rates Gouffran, Colback, Tiote and the likes so he'll find a way to get them in there because he thinks that it's all about his masterful moves and the players are just an innocuous bi-product of his glorious existence as The King. Too far up his own arse to ever be good at this.

Him not being in the team recently has been a huge part of our success, laughable that he's back playing today.

Cracking free kick.

So when I was trying to bond with you and say "Oh yeah, Shak, I'm Irish as shit." and you were all "Fack off blackie" But now I'm an asshole for not being Irish enough. I don't feel like that's how I played it.

Sauntering around with the surname Murphy, thinking his ignorance is acceptable. Fuck you Mike!!

The fact you even think I would do this shows how uneducated you are on the subject. Of course I don't know shit about it. Why would I? Some people have a thirst for knowledge and take an interest in these sort of things. Obviously not you. Happy to half-ass everything and take nothing in. Post that same shit in Gaelic. School me, professor. He probably donen't learn Irish in school so I doubt he can.

The Northern Irish team has quite a sectarian element to it to be fair, from what I'm told it's very much a unionist only team so I can see why people would want nothing to do with them. Personally don't mind the likes of Froggy attaching themselves to us as a refuge from the horrible land they're forced to call home.

Haha, fuck off America. Useless cunts.

The lunatic in our dugout somehow still thinks he's a winger.