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Jesus. Good luck Jonas.

McGeady is clearly talented. He's been absolutely useless most of his Irish career however, no getting away from it. Playing under Trap won't have suited him at all though, hopefully O'Neill can get the best out of him.

Woman on the radio says we're winning. Performance so far?

Don't care at all about this, sadly. Probably serves him right for joining such a shit club full of cunts.

The following clip encapsulates how I feel perfectly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np9tBI7_nq8

Better than him leaving permanently, hopefully he can come back once the useless cunt in the dugout gets put down.

Gonna just be the goals yeah?

What a shitty goal.

Great news, hopefully we can put together a good run in the transfer market and make some solid profit on him.

Whatever you guys have that makes you listen to this I fucking lost a long time ago.

Man, luck at that Gillingham team. It just oozes threat, I hope Pardew has the lads sufficiently prepared for all the ways they could hurt us. We'll be lucky if we're not all killed, frankly.

Genuinely would love to give him a grammar test. I've got intermediate level students from Brazil and Venezuela that I think would give him a run for his grammatical money.

Pansy.

Shot on target!! This is the happiest day of my life!

Get it out of the way. Villa and Newcastle too - two birds with one stone. Fuck you Leffe.

If we lose today things could turn sour against Palace. Three loses in a row and rooted to the foot of the table going into the break might wake some of the thick sheep in our fanbase up. Hope Villa crush us tbh.

It's sad when we're rooting for the club to sell a decent player in Tiote just so the manager will have no choice but to play Anita. Tiote, like so many others in our squad, would look much better under a manger who isn't an utter fucking aidsmachine.

Last time we played Villa away... Ben Arfa murdered them. Hope someone mentions it to that stupid cunt Pardew.

I thought we looked well organised and tidy today tbh. Never looked like scoring really, but with a little luck we could have had a result. Then, this isn't really the issue with Pardew. We often give a "decent" account of ourselves against the better sides. It's when we come up against a team that we should have too much quality for that Pardyball rears its ugly head. No idea whatsoever how to attack a team, so we just go about trying to contain a team that shouldn't really worry us. Which is why, barring a pack of wonder goals like three seasons ago, no Pardew team will ever be anything better than midtable. The game against Palace is going to be such a shitshow, you just know it.

Similar to the Fellaini for Herrera one yesterday. Yup. Gouffran must give one hell of a blowjob to still be on there.

Completely extinguished our threat that sub.

If Aarons doesn't get on it's a disgrace. Basically tells everyone that no matter how much you impress you can't break into the first team. Unless, ya know... work rate.

Gouffran man. I think I hate him.

Wonder if we'll mysteriously lose our grip on possession now?

Takes off Anita.