Shak

Yes!! Moar goals pls. MOAR!!

Was close, but I think so aye.

Gouuffy pls!!

It's tough on Anita but I'm fine with the sub.

Time to go out there and have powerful anal sex with them against their will.

Should be set up to absolutely fist them in the second half.

Why the fuck is he taking that?

Sweet.

Haha, fuck off Whelan!

Remy looks totally disinterested.

We really need a proper CF like, Remy can't lead the line and would be miles better than Gouffran out left.

Debuchy channeling the ghost of Danny Simpson there.

Wank.

Hatem looking sharp, that's a couple of nice passes. Using the ball well today.

Dismal from Sissoko. Was Kinnear asleep? Drunken old cunt.

Got away with that they did.

I'm hoping we leave Moussa out wide with Cabaye dropping deep and HBA as the number ten.

This is the happiest day of my life.

Fucking strike.

That goal was depressing man. Evans.

Aye.

If we won the title anyone still criticising Pardew would be fucking mental.