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There was a delay, no? Was half watching in the bowling alley, class finish. Some shocking penalties though.

Don't think it'd be terrible, but I'd rather someone more versatile if possible. He and Cisse as a pairing would be woeful, and either of them playing wide in a front three would be a waste of a shirt. IMO our primary target should be someone who will start on the left of a front three. Then after that try to get a squad player who can play either centrally or out wide. But I'll not be upset with Bent, provided he's not our only addition of course.

What. The fuck? Fucking insane.

They're paying us a fee? Been a complete waste of wages, literally can't remember the lad doing anything in a game for us, ever. Missed a one on one against the Mackems the day Taylor went over the wall, actually, but aside from that I'm struggling to remember any involvement... think I'd actually struggle to pick the guy out in a lineup with four similarish looking fellas.

Bimpy. Poor lass like, seriously hope she's actually a stunner... or blind/illiterate if not.

So Arouna Kone is beyond our reach as a club? Feels good man.

Would be a solid signing. Can back up/compete with Cisse for the central striker role while also being an option out wide. As has been said though, we'd need one more to be set at the top end of the field. Any 3 of Cisse, HBA, Gouffran, Kone and AN Other up top in the 4-3-3. Could throw Obertan on if we're desperate, with Campbell hopefully making a push for some appearances next year too.

Was there some sort of issue between Rooney and Moyes when they were together at Everton, or have I imagined that?

I've never really rated the guy, seems an odd move though. Unless we're going to add significant numbers to the squad this summer then surely you keep him around as a utility man?

Page 442 incoming.

What's Hansen on about? Sometimes I miss the bullshit punditry.

On behalf of all of us at Newcastle-Online... http://s22.postimg.org/syjvau0e9/image.jpg

Probably nicked it himself. #circleoflife

Does he still play for fucking QPR?

You make me sick sometimes. International football is pretty much win-win for me. I never get that worked up if Spain loses, but I'm happy if they win. I'm very much club over country. Not so much linings, it's like the clouds are made entirely of silver.

You make me sick sometimes.

Blatant red VI, was the last man but it was so cynical, knew he was beaten and hooked him.

On or recently off. On or recently off. On or recently off. I feel I've missed something. What's all this about?

All that talent and Sergio Ramos is taking your penalties. Are Spain on drugs?

Fucking hell. On the flip side, could be the wake up call Spain need before next year?

Not a single bit of malo there.

Feel like we should have a singalong or some shit.

Be class if we do end up signing him now. Everyone sitting around the contract all listening to 'Better Man' by Pearl Jam.

The Smith release party was gonna be my thing, then we went and fucking set the cunt loose early and I was busy as fuck at the time. Didn't even get that bit of satisfaction from the cunt. Fitting, I suppose.

I wouldn't be confident that he'd know who Aubameyang is tbh.